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On 11/6/2022 at 10:22 AM, Parliament said:

That little shit needs a beating.

He's 4.  He was never instructed to never color on a passport.  That is 100% on Dad. 

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Most of those moms weigh three times as much as their kids. 

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6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Most of those moms weigh three times as much as their kids. 

Only 3?

21 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

I’ve been waiting to do this for a long time.

26 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

I’ve been waiting to do this for a long time.

Username checks out.

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

pussy is undefeated for a reason lololololol ............

That is not LoL. That is disturbing af.

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

pussy is undefeated for a reason lololololol ............

 

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Are Jake & Justin related?

Dude’s got a gimp in that gimp trunk behind him.  I’ve seen pulp fiction., I know how this works.

That’s Justin Weiss.   He had to relocate to Colorado as too many chicks had restraining orders on him.  

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Just because I have nowhere else to put this.

*except up some young lady’s ass*

13 hours ago, Rudiger said:

I’ve been waiting to do this for a long time.

Disappointed none of them did the nelson muntz

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I know this group isnt super popular on this site.  but like it or not in 3 years we are going to be a regular part of their schtick....

 

 

50 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I know this group isnt super popular on this site.  but like it or not in 3 years we are going to be a regular part of their schtick....

 

 

These skits are funny to people that have cousin spouses or watch Big Bang Theory. 

3 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

These skits are funny to people that have cousin spouses or watch Big Bang Theory. 

Bazinga

20 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

That is not LoL. That is disturbing af.

 

On 11/1/2022 at 11:52 AM, Armybrat said:

Not a bad idea, but Mrs. Brat didn’t take up crochet until the 1980s.

Too busy with this one (shown in 1969) and his little brothers….

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Got any, uh, boudoir shots from that same era?

Of the wife, to be clear.

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Got any, uh, boudoir shots from that same era?

Of the wife, to be clear.

She burned them before the kids got out of the toddler stage.

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

She burned them before the kids got out of the toddler stage.

Damn shame.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

She burned them before the kids got out of the toddler stage.

 

fify

That right there is the kinda man I wanna be someday.

Well, you have a shot since there’s no shortage of guys that want to beat your ass.
5 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

This hits close to home as it is literally down the street from me.

She burned them before the kids got out of the toddler stage.
Armybrat is a freaking player tho. Getting that bird rubbed by the finest ladies on the 40 acres back when the entirety of campus was only 40 acres.
This hits close to home as it is literally down the street from me.
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