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Pops/Sugar Daddy not having any of it. 

Damn straight
On 12/10/2022 at 9:33 AM, Incredulity said:

What’s his Surly handle?

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7 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

Now do American English from before texting and social media.

23 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Partially kneeling on that fucking train track has got to hurt.

13 hours ago, bmbmd said:

 

According to my 12 year old, this means we have all been rickrolled.

12 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Partially kneeling on that fucking train track has got to hurt.

Not nearly as much as the vacuum is going to hurt.

I lost two baby teeth on KFC corn so can empathize. Separate incidents.

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It's got the juice, for sure.

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

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Nope. Chuck Testa.

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Staged. By venting the lighter than air methane, he is actually increasing his realized weight on the scale. 

(yes, I know I’m missing the point.  Fart jokes are always funny).

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Thujone getting creative in calling attention to local infrastructure issues. 

9 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

You can only rent corn. 

This. Dude wanted corn? There was probably a lot in everyone's shorts once the shooting started.

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The chuckles take a while to develop. Wait on it. 

 

On 12/12/2022 at 10:24 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Anybody else develop the weirdest boner?

40 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Anybody else develop the weirdest boner?

a weird one?  no, not weird.

20 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

You can only rent corn. 

Mahones are real.

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This morning my wife and I were having a solemn moment, fondly remembering Mike Leach.

Then we ridiculed Craig James.
4 hours ago, futureman said:

a weird one?  no, not weird.

To be fair, after a marathon stuntfucking session I may have endured some damage to the fuselage. I prefer to see how weird they want to get.

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