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22 minutes ago, futureman said:

would wed. 

Would you let her bring the knife?

On 12/8/2022 at 5:29 PM, 52-80 said:

I used to work with this sicilian guy who was a real firebrand. When he lost his job he bought a local restaurant, and took his attitude along
with him. 

Whenever I feel like having a chuckle I pull up online reviews of his restaurant where he insults anybody who doesnt give him a 5 star. 
 

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The owner replies to bad Google reviews for Tejas BBQ and Chocolate in Tomball are glorious retorts to morons.   

5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I have serious doubts about a lot of the "data" in this thread. 

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

young @Cajun in his hs rodeo days 

That guy belongs in the Surly Patron Saints club.

20 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

The most random one is Hawaii. Apparently, the one college basketball fan in the state is a CSU alum.

16 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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Oddly enough I have not purchased a great album since th 80s.

On 12/14/2022 at 8:27 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Dammit Bevoette.

My co workers see that spinning wheel a lot.   I'm 🤣 A toddler teacher 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I need to know where that is. I need that in my life

3 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

I need to know where that is. I need that in my life

Very first reply:

 

Too soon, bro.  RIP, Paulie. 

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Very first reply:

 

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5 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

r/dataisbeautiful - Here's the actual data from PornHub 2022 in review

Hmm, I live in Missouri and have definitely searched for massage so this actually hits close to home. 

20 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

r/dataisbeautiful - Here's the actual data from PornHub 2022 in review

Souf Dakota knows whats up.

18 hours ago, Mittens said:

Very first reply:

 

Cool.  Down the street from my school.  On it.

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

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That got an out-loud laugh from me.

Genuinely curious how long it would take to clear that highway.  Might be faster if they just drill a tunnel through that mammoth boulder.

9 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Genuinely curious how long it would take to clear that highway.

How much of a mess can I leave?

On 6/17/2022 at 1:39 AM, nineliveslost said:

Craziness at the end is he is carrying the K9...Dog was like "I'm tired bitch"

Guessing broken glass,  wanted dog to chase down the bad guys without cutting paws. 

2 hours ago, Augustus said:

That got an out-loud laugh from me.

Genuinely curious how long it would take to clear that highway.  Might be faster if they just drill a tunnel through that mammoth boulder.

No problem. Get aggy on the phone. 
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4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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The only appropriate response to this pic is a neg because of the icon, but I can’t neg AB. 

On 12/15/2022 at 4:49 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

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9 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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Do the last one to someone on a Houston freeway and there is a non-zero chance of becoming a fatal victim of road rage, so not 100% safe.

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