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24 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

I'd get one if it was in the voice of Darth Vader.

I just asked the help desk if there was a Darth Vader option. Waiting on reply. We may have unknowingly given them a new business model.

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5 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

You drank gin as a kid?  

I used to fill up a water bottle with tiny amounts of every kind of liquor from the liquor cabinet so my parents wouldn't notice. It tasted horrible but it would get you drunk. Called the mixture lake water. Fun times.

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This is real. I just saw the commercial.
 

Should be Black Jesus

 

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

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I never been so happy in my life...you maniac!

7 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I used to fill up a water bottle with tiny amounts of every kind of liquor from the liquor cabinet so my parents wouldn't notice. It tasted horrible but it would get you drunk. Called the mixture lake water. Fun times.

We did the same thing using Boy Scout cantines, so everything tasted awful but also with a side of metal. We called it White Lightning. 

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11 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

Whelp, we are done as a species. Time to pack it up.

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12 hours ago, demos said:

Wax off, wax off

A very long time ago my buds and I chatted him up waiting for an elevator in Vegas.  He got on the elevator with us and weinvited him to come with us for more drinking/gambling/naked beggars but he said he was done and going back to his room to “jack on, jack off.”

13 hours ago, deadshank said:

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12 hours ago, demos said:

Wax off, wax off

Wax on, whacks off 

FIFY

Oops already been posted

   

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2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Whelp, we are done as a species. Time to pack it up.

This was your moment, huh?  You must be a huge optimist to have lasted this long.

On 12/21/2022 at 12:51 PM, RPM said:

 

not so fast, tell me more about dr. perky

17 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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Truth.  Antibiotics do a number on your digestive tract.  

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Found an old hat in the closet. I have no idea where it came from. Kept getting funny looks at HEB. Couldn't figure out why.  😉



 

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38 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

The cheerleader in the background covering her mouth is aghast!

7 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

 He got on the elevator with us and weinvited him to come with us for more drinking/gambling/naked beggars but he said he was done and going back to his room to “jack on, jack off.”

Jatch off fast fast?

How many of these Simon Cowell versions can you get through before you start to laugh? Fucking overbite goofball 

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On 12/21/2022 at 7:20 AM, deadshank said:

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Did that with some tequila in 1963.

On 12/21/2022 at 11:58 AM, RPM said:

This is real. I just saw the commercial.

 

I think if this was spoken in the voice of his Conan the Barbarian character, Thulsa Doom, it would be a best seller.

There's a lot going on here
 
 

A bunch of slow dancing white guys version of basketball. Sure, why not?
4 hours ago, NAVY said:

How many of these Simon Cowell versions can you get through before you start to laugh? Fucking overbite goofball 

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There's clearly some kind of cloning experiment that keeps churning out Simon Cowells. 

8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

There's a lot going on here

 

 

1990s pistons/knicks. 

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This guys pretty funny.. clip is from being asked to do outdoor reporting being a sports anchor thinking what we all are thinking when we see these.

Could be a SNL skit

 

 

16 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I knew I recognized that building on the left:

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Good boy working on his driving skillz 

On 12/21/2022 at 7:17 PM, deadshank said:

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Noriyuki...do you prefer Noriyuki or Pat?  

On 12/21/2022 at 8:27 PM, elfenix said:

 

New Daft Punk concept album looks lit as fuck. 

On 12/21/2022 at 9:02 PM, Hate said:

I never been so happy in my life...you maniac!

Well played 80's Asian stereotyped character actors.  A little racist, but I'll allow it.  Can you imagine the protests today if you made a movie where every time you mentioned a duck's gentials, a gong sound erupted?  

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