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8 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

‘99 says hello…

 

 

 

10 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Ho Lee shit.  That was straight up regarded.   Fucking Lol. So much fail. Girl in thigh high water didn’t look like she wanted to saved at all. 

Well, I don't know who she was but her body was almost as banging as Pam Anderson's.  And that's something.  

Also, out of the three of them...Piazza's acting was the best and that's saying something also...

14 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

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3 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Ho Lee shit.  That was straight up regarded.   Fucking Lol. So much fail. Girl in thigh high water didn’t look like she wanted to saved at all. 

Credit to the lifeguard who managed to save the girl without getting her hair wet.

2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen. 

18 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

I'm a fan of Magnum P.I. parrot scene, although Mike Piazza practicing his swing on the beach wearing his jersey and hat is a pretty sweet wardrobe decision.
 

 

29 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I'm a fan of Magnum P.I. parrot scene, although Mike Piazza practicing his swing on the beach wearing his jersey and hat is a pretty sweet wardrobe decision.
 

 

Hahahahaha

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I jus asked the Mrs if that can be our card next year. I have not received a response.
6 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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CSB:  The date on that is my dad's 50th birthday.

6 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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This hits close to home as my golf game is retarded.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Are you INSANE?




Your order is all wrong.

3,2,1

Here's my rationalization.

My number 1 is because I am partial to the taller lankier one with boobs. My number 3 is number 3 because she talks. Number 2 is in that comfort zone that's familiar no matter when you get to it.

The candy cane through the glory hole is especially festive.

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On 12/24/2022 at 11:38 AM, Spankytoes said:

 

Another bit I now realize was stolen by Amy Schumer.  Man, she sucks.

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Interesting combination of trending topics on Twitter this morning. Are y'all okay?

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Sounds like a heck of a night. 

oof-ma-goof, tummy hurts.  That tuna Oreo Parmesan with several shots of rail vodka was a big mistake /CFchefKroll

Interesting combination of trending topics on Twitter this morning. Are y'all okay?

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Might need to cross-post that in the VY destination thread

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