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3 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Some people need a swift little jab to the old voicebox 

On 12/23/2022 at 4:35 PM, Message Board User said:

 

brown chicken brown cow.

 

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What your dumbass gets for passing on the right…

 

 

 

That's the offense that caught your eye?  Passing on the right?

What does passing on the right have to do with anything? Also, the car with the camera slightly sped up after the truck begin to change lanes in front of him. 

Passing people on the right has everything to do with everything! 

passing truck deserved that and didn't use his blinker

I like that people are upset that the guy didn't stop, all the while they are completely ignoring that there was no shoulder.

People fucking around in the left lane cause 98% of all traffic problems. Slower traffic keep right. Several states have road rage laws where driving in the left lane without passing is illegal.

People fucking around in the left lane cause 98% of all traffic problems. Slower traffic keep right. Several states have road rage laws where driving in the left lane without passing is illegal.

You mean like Texas? Never seen it enforced, but I’ve heard of it being used by the cops if they’re looking for a reason to pull someone over and can’t find anything else.

It's rarely enforced in Texas, but other places work it pretty hard because it's an easy probable cause to pull over and find more shit.

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

May be an image of car and text that says 'At FORD we listen to our customers. You asked for a place to nap while waiting for the tow truck and we delivered!'

Agree. Chevys are no where near that comfortable waiting on a tow.

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Until I just looked it up, I’d never heard of a Beef O Whatshisname. Looks Fridays-ish?
2 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


Until I just looked it up, I’d never heard of a Beef O Whatshisname. Looks Fridays-ish?

Obviously you weren't watching lower to mid tier bowl games in the early 2010s.

On 12/29/2022 at 9:34 AM, GoPokes83 said:


You mean like Texas? Never seen it enforced, but I’ve heard of it being used by the cops if they’re looking for a reason to pull someone over and can’t find anything else.


Happened to me out between Marfa and Alpine.  I was in the left lane, it was about 1:00 a.m. and there was literally nobody else out on the road for miles and miles. I was  speechless. Luckily they let me go with a warning.

What kind of drugs were they taking in the early 1960s?
 



 

 

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Happened to me out between Marfa and Alpine.  I was in the left lane, it was about 1:00 a.m. and there was literally nobody else out on the road for miles and miles. I was  speechless. Luckily they let me go with a warning.

Yep interdiction units will use it quite frequently.

Basically create pc from anything anything other than tailgating please. Suppression hearings on tailgating suck balls

Happened to me out between Marfa and Alpine.  I was in the left lane, it was about 1:00 a.m. and there was literally nobody else out on the road for miles and miles. I was  speechless. Luckily they let me go with a warning.

Yep. Happened to me on 71 early morning. I’d passed one car that was in the right lane, there was another maybe 1/2 mile ahead that I could see was also slower than me, so I stayed in the left lane, planning to pass him in another 45 seconds. Nobody behind me.
Cop pulls me over for that. Gave me a “warning.” Stupid shit.
On 12/28/2022 at 6:27 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

My favorite

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12 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

 r/facepalm - Do women actually orgasm?

Oh your GF definitely orgasms.  Most of Surlybevo has proven it.

12 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

 r/facepalm - Do women actually orgasm?

I volunteer to study this issue

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Negged for not ending with “ , motherfucker!”

This is a children’s forum.

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