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This is a children’s forum.

Lack of maturity does not necessarily correlate with age. You - of ALL people - know that.
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Wifes entire family are tolkien junkies and we’ve been on a week long lotr/hobbit marathon. 
 

Im not the biggest fan of the franchise but its memes are hilarious

 

 

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18 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

 r/facepalm - Do women actually orgasm?

You know how long it takes a woman to orgasm?

Spoiler

Who cares. 

 

On 12/30/2022 at 2:35 PM, brakeman said:

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1,000th time posting gif. 

Took me a minute to figure out wtf was going on there. 

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Nailed it

 

6 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

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What is happening here? All I can see is a weird butttorso overhanging the baby. 

13 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

What is happening here? All I can see is a weird butttorso overhanging the baby. 

It’s a bald, shirtless guy kissing the baby’s cheek.

 Took me a while. 

20 minutes ago, Superhero said:

It’s a bald, shirtless guy kissing the baby’s cheek.

 Took me a while. 

Thanks! 

I wonder if that man is from Nantucket. 

33 minutes ago, Superhero said:

It’s a bald, shirtless guy kissing the baby’s cheek.

 Took me a while. 

I still see a hairy ass apparently farting on a baby.

Butttorso opened for Whitesnake in Connecticut (1982). 

40 minutes ago, Up . . . said:

Butttorso opened for Whitesnake in Connecticut (1982). 

Is that when they started the pyro fire?

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10 minutes ago, RPM said:

Is that when they started the pyro fire?

Nope. It was always burning since the worlds been turning

What are we playing here, some form of “name a song you will never hear covered by Great White?”

2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

What are we playing here, some form of “name a song you will never hear covered by Great White?”

One bitten, twice shy.

I was never a fan of Great White but they did one show where they totally burned the house down. I mean killed it. 

59 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

I bet that’s gotten him laid many times. 

On 12/31/2022 at 8:56 AM, South Austin said:

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Your mom looks different than I remember

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Don’t see what so funny here. Scrip was obviously
written by an Asian doc.
14 hours ago, Superhero said:

It’s a bald, shirtless guy kissing the baby’s cheek.

 Took me a while. 

Wow I would never have figured that out. 

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So the chick can't tell the difference between a hotdog in her M&M bag and M&Ms?  

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That's actually a plastic tube of those mini m&Ms, but you still serve a purpose around here and have a point

36 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

That's actually a plastic tube of those mini m&Ms, but you still serve a purpose around here and have a point

Yep, missed that.  Still, at the angle she holds the tube and how far away it was from her mouth.  She knew what was in there. 

3 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

I heard him on a podcast onetime.  Cool dude.  Loves the fans, just glad to be there.  

16 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yep, missed that.  Still, at the angle she holds the tube and how far away it was from her mouth.  She knew what was in there. 


Weight of hot dog >>> shitty mini m&m’s. 
 

23 hours ago, Chooky said:

I was never a fan of Great White but they did one show where they totally burned the house down. I mean killed it. 

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