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Since M&Ms might scatter a bit when poured there is no reason to hold the tube 6 inches away from your mouth unless of course you need the viewer to see that it was actually a hotdog.  

I made my wife rewind the tv the first time I saw that because I thought I was hallucinating.

45 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Gatorade Fit commercial.

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13 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

I made my wife rewind the tv the first time I saw that because I thought I was hallucinating.

I’ll bet neither one of you nitwits can do that. 

I’ll bet neither one of you nitwits can do that. 
I'm not sure I could do that lady either and I like em thick.

The headstand is pretty easy though. Her poor neck with all that blubber to support.
I’ll bet neither one of you nitwits can do that. 

Do what? 2 of me can fit in those clothes.
5 hours ago, markstanco said:

Gatorade Fit commercial.

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Gatoraide Phit

 

4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

 

I’ll bet neither one of you nitwits can do that. 

Maybe not but they can probably fart without breaking into a sweat.  Can she?

Just curious,  I guess what she is doing is considered yoga?  What’s the theoretical benefit of standing on your head other than to appear like you are doing some next level shit but actually not doing much.  Not saying standing on your head takes no exertion but at her weight it can’t be good for your cervical spine and that risk has to be balanced against wasting her time doing  something of questionable value when there are an infinite number of higher yield exercises she can be doing.  

14 hours ago, thunderlounge said:


Weight of hot dog >>> shitty mini m&m’s. 
 

They're actually nearly identical in weight.

13 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

RIP her cervical vertebrae

I thought you were back on the m&m girl. Was confused for a second. 

9 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Maybe not but they can probably fart without breaking into a sweat.  Can she?

Just curious,  I guess what she is doing is considered yoga?  What’s the theoretical benefit of standing on your head other than to appear like you are doing some next level shit but actually not doing much.  Not saying standing on your head takes no exertion but at her weight it can’t be good for your cervical spine and that risk has to be balanced against wasting her time doing  something of questionable value when there are an infinite number of higher yield exercises she can be doing.  

Tbagging

That #14 Steve Grogan jersey was standard issue if you grew up in New England. 

Good times.

7 hours ago, BearMace said:

They're actually nearly identical in weight.

Yours might be. 
 

Condolences. 

Had to be in Pennsylvania on the Turnpike. I remember buying the old man a pack of Camels from the machine at the DQ in Bridgeport for 25¢.

On 1/1/2023 at 11:16 AM, thunderlounge said:

What are we playing here, some form of “name a song you will never hear covered by Great White?”

I would have gone with:

Fire Woman

Great Balls of Fire

Hunka Hunka of Burnin' Love

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

I would have gone with:

Fire Woman

Great Balls of Fire

Hunka Hunka of Burnin' Love

Smoke on the water

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Truth

 

Either Randy Gradishar was more of a bad ass than I remember or the Broncos had no offensive talent in the late 70's.

4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Either Randy Gradishar was more of a bad ass than I remember or the Broncos had no offensive talent in the late 70's.

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He was named consensus NFL Defensive Player of the Year in 1978 by winning the Associated Press Award, along with the UPI Defensive Player of the Year award and the NEA Defensive MVP award, receiving the George Halas Trophy for his efforts as the Broncos reached the playoffs for the second straight season. 

 

Your memory fails. He was working with 35 year old Craig Morton to reach Super Bowl XII in 78. 

However, under new coach Dan Reeves the Bronco defense rebounded in 1981, ranking 6th in total defense and 9th in fewest points allowed as Broncos finished the season with a record of 10-6.[22] Randy had one of his best seasons as he was consensus All-Pro and All-AFC as well as being voted to the Pro Bowl.

The Broncos returned to the playoffs in 1983, led by rookie quarterback John Elway and Gradishar, as he capped off his career with his seventh Pro Bowl in ten NFL seasons. In Week 12 of 1983 season, against the Seattle Seahawks, Gradishar intercepted a pass, recovered a fumble, recorded a sack, and a tackle for loss to go with his season-high 15 tackles in a key 38–27 win.

Your memory fails. He was working with 35 year old Craig Morton to reach Super Bowl XII in 78. 
However, under new coach Dan Reeves the Bronco defense rebounded in 1981, ranking 6th in total defense and 9th in fewest points allowed as Broncos finished the season with a record of 10-6.[22] Randy had one of his best seasons as he was consensus All-Pro and All-AFC as well as being voted to the Pro Bowl.
The Broncos returned to the playoffs in 1983, led by rookie quarterback John Elway and Gradishar, as he capped off his career with his seventh Pro Bowl in ten NFL seasons. In Week 12 of 1983 season, against the Seattle Seahawks, Gradishar intercepted a pass, recovered a fumble, recorded a sack, and a tackle for loss to go with his season-high 15 tackles in a key 38–27 win.

Randy Gradishar was indeed a BMF.

I think Sears had more numbers available than that pic because my cowboys jersey had #44. Robert Newhouse holla!
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On 1/2/2023 at 4:56 PM, markstanco said:

Gatorade Fit commercial.

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Call me sexist or a chauvinist or whatever, but this whole trend of the fat model doesn't work for me.

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It’s not supposed to work for you. It’s supposed to sell Gatorade to fat people.

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6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

It’s supposed to sell Gatorade to fat people.

well that is the largest demographic. 

30 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

It’s not supposed to work for you. It’s supposed to sell Gatorade to fat people.

The fat model thing is supposed to have wider (SWIDT?) appeal because of this idea of inclusion, "being real" and whatnot. I understand what they are trying to do; I'm saying it doesn't work on me and I don't like it.  FWIW, I don't like the fake airbrushed shit either.

3 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

The fat model thing is supposed to have wider (SWIDT?) appeal because of this idea of inclusion, "being real" and whatnot. I understand what they are trying to do; I'm saying it doesn't work on me and I don't like it.  FWIW, I don't like the fake airbrushed shit either.

Yeah, I see enough fatties everyday in the RW; I don't need to see them pimping shit on TV.

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

It’s not supposed to work for you. It’s supposed to sell Gatorade to fat people.

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Call me sexist or a chauvinist or whatever, but this whole trend of the fat model doesn't work for me.

Couldn’t agree more. Models used to make an attempt at showcasing the ideal, now every commercial has to include some fatty, and not even a particularly attractive one. Definitely a step down on the ladder.
25 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:


Couldn’t agree more. Models used to make an attempt at showcasing the ideal, now every commercial has to include some fatty, and not even a particularly attractive one. Definitely a step down on the ladder.

This one is extra fat for shock value, but I'd definitely hit 90% of what the industry considers plus sized.

10 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

I wonder what his Surly handle is.

Finally some useful information from a fortune cookie!

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