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On 1/3/2023 at 12:18 PM, RPM said:

Had to be in Pennsylvania on the Turnpike. I remember buying the old man a pack of Camels from the machine at the DQ in Bridgeport for 25¢.

My Mom used to buy a carton of Salems every week at the Bergstrom AFB BX for $1.

On 1/3/2023 at 12:35 PM, Doze said:

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Those will really fuck you up.

3 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

I wonder what his Surly handle is.

TxTow?

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On 1/3/2023 at 12:35 PM, Doze said:

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I didn’t take South Austin’s mom for the firearms type 

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I didn’t take South Austin’s mom for the firearms type 

gonna need a much larger caliber for SA's mom

22 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

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On 11/4/2022 at 7:08 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


If that driver doesn't see the lock when he gets into his car, he might be surprised when he pulls away. 

Yep, he'll back up and pull that sign right through his windshield.

The carpet….. really does something for that room.

What, I have no idea at all.

Maybe the Dude knows.

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4 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

 

Clerk: “well did you have the optional insurance?”

Sol: “yeah, but it was through a friend.”

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

That has to be Oklahoma.

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On 1/2/2023 at 3:56 PM, markstanco said:

Gatorade Fit commercial.

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The reason they have this woman doing a headstand is because they couldn't get footage of her doing anything actually athletic. 

 
 

Looks like it was working until they had to turn a corner.
27 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Okie moving to Texas.

 

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Heh….. just gave three $50 P.Terry’s gift cards to my vegan son and his two boys for Christmas as stocking stuffers. 
They love their veggie “burgers” & fries.

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5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

to my vegan son

So, your daughter?

16 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

South Austin's mom left her buttplug on my hotel room nightstand. 

 

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My OCD is triggered and I have a hard time believing that even SA’s mom would tolerate a heaven who puts their suitcase on the fucking floor.  There has to be a suitcase rack or ottoman in that room.  

Hardly, even though he has long hair (on the right….Halloween 2019)

 

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15 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

 

What in the hell were they thinking?  They didn't need the UHaul.  They could have just pulled it with their jacked-up pickup and left all of their shit inside.

3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

She needs bigger boobs to pull off that costume.

Hers will do just fine

On 1/3/2023 at 12:35 PM, Doze said:

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Necessary to kill Bob Stoops.

 

 

6 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

She needs bigger boobs to pull off that costume.

I'd like to see her pull off that costume.

 

 

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

 

In space, nobody can hear you fart.

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11 hours ago, Your Mom said:

My OCD is triggered and I have a hard time believing that even SA’s mom would tolerate a heaven who puts their suitcase on the fucking floor.  There has to be a suitcase rack or ottoman in that room.  

There's a garment bag that wraps around the exterior of the suitcase so it's a pain in the ass to do anything with but lay it on the floor, and I agree it's not ideal, but I've intentionally chosen this option so that I never have to iron a suit. 

You should choose options that never require a suit.

16 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Heh….. just gave three $50 P.Terry’s gift cards to my vegan son and his two boys for Christmas as stocking stuffers. 
They love their veggie “burgers” & fries.

My vegan daughter gave in after 6 years. There’s always hope. 

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