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2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

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Yeah, double trouble.

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4 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

I don't know what's worse, this car, or the car parked in front of it.  Not sure how a bama fan can afford Central Market.

SportClips stylist.

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43 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

 

6’1” 330#. He’s eating a lot of the beetus food whether or not they pay him.

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Is this from the Island of Misfit Toys?
3 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

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The first one helps you find Hope Solo so you can install the second one.

Ok the tampon and slurring ones were good.

On 1/8/2023 at 1:11 PM, luke duke said:

Just your typical band nerd, foreign hybrid driving, anti-liberal, secessionist seen in the Central Market parking lot.

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Isn't it Ioniq? Dont'cha think?

I'll show myself out.

12 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

Posting New Yorker cartoons on Traces of Texas?

5 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Posting New Yorker cartoons on Traces of Texas?

Funny is funny. 

7 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Posting New Yorker cartoons on Traces of Texas?

"I wish I was taller"

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Sound up

11 minutes ago, nnm said:

Sound up

No

9 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Ok the tampon and slurring ones were good.

I miss Frog and Toad. 

44 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

If you cut a homeless man in half, don't you have 2 homeless men now?  Check my math.

4 minutes ago, Parliament said:

If you cut a homeless man in half, don't you have 2 homeless men now?  Check my math.

I think in this case 1/2 = 0.

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

"I wish I was taller"

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I'd like to see that complaint get rectified! hahaha

2 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Posting New Yorker cartoons on Traces of Texas?

Get a rope. 

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Dangling modifiers are delicious. 

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

What if they regenerate like starfish?

1 hour ago, Al Czervik said:

What if they regenerate like starfish?


 

 

 

9 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Definitely need more guys walking around telling others what they think is wrong with them for no reason.

39 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Definitely need more guys walking around telling others what they think is wrong with them for no reason.

I read this in her voice.. 

40 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Definitely need more guys walking around telling others what they think is wrong with them for no reason.

Totally. Fer sure. 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Definitely need more guys walking around telling others what they think is wrong with them for no reason.

why are you such a pussy?

11 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Would give her my dangling modifier

19 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

"I wish I was taller"

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Obligatory, "My wife is a slut"

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Definitely need more guys walking around telling others what they think is wrong with them for no reason.

self awareness score = ZERO point ZERO

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