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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Quinn’s facial expression is perfect. 

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Quinn’s facial expression is perfect. 

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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Yo! Anybody hear about popeyes kid playing football and got a NIL deal from popeyes? Shiiiiit.

You have bad intelligence. Brisket’s kid took a year off to travel Europe, not to play football. 

^ i dont know about making me lol.... more like making me  just sit back and sigh^

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

The very definition of FAFO

2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

^ i dont know about making me lol.... more like making me  just sit back and sigh^

I did lol when the fat guy slid across the asphalt. 

You have bad intelligence. Brisket’s kid took a year off to travel Europe, not to play football. 

I mean, he DID get this for Xmas this year, for real:

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5 hours ago, Parliament said:

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Al had friend who was a German citizen and Elektroniker during the big one, WWII, and was kind enough to share a few stories before her passing at the ripe age 98, a week before her 99th. This post is right on with one of her shared stories with younger Al: an SS Officer came to her design factory one day as the war was raging to give the engineers a pep talk for the Third Reich. 
He came back later the same day without his SS uniform nor his SS handlers to say the war was lost and any further development of these projects was only going to kill more needlessly. Her tale included much of what was in that ‘tweet’ as what they also did to delay development.  She never saw said SS Officer again and was certain he got was all Nazi’s deserved because fuck Nazis. 
She made it to America with her horny American GI soldier husband (more stories) and raised a family. I came to realize later that she lived most of her life living only 1.5 miles away from my maternal grandparents who lived 1400 miles away from young Al, small world. 

I hope you think this is a wonderful story and I hope I told it well. 
 

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I bet she was something before electricity.

7 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Al had friend who was a German citizen and Elektroniker during the big one, WWII, and was kind enough to share a few stories before her passing at the ripe age 98, a week before her 99th. This post is right on with one of her shared stories with younger Al: an SS Officer came to her design factory one day as the war was raging to give the engineers a pep talk for the Third Reich. 
He came back later the same day without his SS uniform nor his SS handlers to say the war was lost and any further development of these projects was only going to kill more needlessly. Her tale included much of what was in that ‘tweet’ as what they also did to delay development.  She never saw said SS Officer again and was certain he got was all Nazi’s deserved because fuck Nazis. 
She made it to America with her horny American GI soldier husband (more stories) and raised a family. I came to realize later that she lived most of her life living only 1.5 miles away from my maternal grandparents who lived 1400 miles away from young Al, small world. 

I hope you think this is a wonderful story and I hope I told it well. 
 

I hope that SS Officer was caught by the Russians.

8 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Al had friend who was a German citizen and Elektroniker during the big one, WWII, and was kind enough to share a few stories before her passing at the ripe age 98, a week before her 99th. This post is right on with one of her shared stories with younger Al: an SS Officer came to her design factory one day as the war was raging to give the engineers a pep talk for the Third Reich. 
He came back later the same day without his SS uniform nor his SS handlers to say the war was lost and any further development of these projects was only going to kill more needlessly. Her tale included much of what was in that ‘tweet’ as what they also did to delay development.  She never saw said SS Officer again and was certain he got was all Nazi’s deserved because fuck Nazis. 
She made it to America with her horny American GI soldier husband (more stories) and raised a family. I came to realize later that she lived most of her life living only 1.5 miles away from my maternal grandparents who lived 1400 miles away from young Al, small world. 

I hope you think this is a wonderful story and I hope I told it well. 
 

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8 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Al had friend who was a German citizen and Elektroniker during the big one, WWII, and was kind enough to share a few stories before her passing at the ripe age 98, a week before her 99th. This post is right on with one of her shared stories with younger Al: an SS Officer came to her design factory one day as the war was raging to give the engineers a pep talk for the Third Reich. 
He came back later the same day without his SS uniform nor his SS handlers to say the war was lost and any further development of these projects was only going to kill more needlessly. Her tale included much of what was in that ‘tweet’ as what they also did to delay development.  She never saw said SS Officer again and was certain he got was all Nazi’s deserved because fuck Nazis. 
She made it to America with her horny American GI soldier husband (more stories) and raised a family. I came to realize later that she lived most of her life living only 1.5 miles away from my maternal grandparents who lived 1400 miles away from young Al, small world. 

I hope you think this is a wonderful story and I hope I told it well. 
 

 

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15 hours ago, Parliament said:

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Sounds like every company run by a millennial today

10 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Al had friend who was a German citizen and Elektroniker during the big one, WWII, and was kind enough to share a few stories before her passing at the ripe age 98, a week before her 99th. This post is right on with one of her shared stories with younger Al: an SS Officer came to her design factory one day as the war was raging to give the engineers a pep talk for the Third Reich. 
He came back later the same day without his SS uniform nor his SS handlers to say the war was lost and any further development of these projects was only going to kill more needlessly. Her tale included much of what was in that ‘tweet’ as what they also did to delay development.  She never saw said SS Officer again and was certain he got was all Nazi’s deserved because fuck Nazis. 
She made it to America with her horny American GI soldier husband (more stories) and raised a family. I came to realize later that she lived most of her life living only 1.5 miles away from my maternal grandparents who lived 1400 miles away from young Al, small world. 

I hope you think this is a wonderful story and I hope I told it well. 
 

My first girlfriend, Trudy, was the daughter of an SS captain.
Her mom (a good-looking redhead) divorced him near the end of WWII, then married a US Amy sergeant during the occupation.
Met her when we were stationed in St. Louis in the mid-1950s. 
Trudy had no memories of living in Germany and they never heard what happened to her biological father.

 

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

My first girlfriend, Trudy, was the daughter of an SS captain.
Her mom (a good-looking redhead) divorced him near the end of WWII, then married a US Amy sergeant during the occupation.
Met her when we were stationed in St. Louis in the mid-1950s. 
Trudy had no memories of living in Germany and they never heard what happened to her biological father.

Trudy's mom knew how to pick the winning side.

28 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

the sound alone when that pipe is tapped on the floor at the beginning tells you it is fucking solid.

 

got damn. that had to hurt like hell.... surprised he wasnt knocked out

8 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

the train whistle in the background is chef’s kiss…

had to have sucked for whoever went after Officer Powell.

18 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

had to have sucked for whoever went after Officer Powell.

I read another story that there was one of the other officers wife involved too. 

59 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Trudy's mom knew how to pick the winning side.

Dunno, they wound up retiring in El Paso.

1 hour ago, Crapinon said:

I read another story that there was one of the other officers wife involved too. 

Surprised there is not a thread.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Dunno, they wound up retiring in El Paso.

Still better that post-WWII East Berlin.

 

If barely.

40 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Still better that post-WWII East Berlin.

 

If barely.

They were in Bamburg (not Hamburg).
Don’t know what the conditions were there at the time.

Trudy was a welcome addition to the blonde gene pool…. Pretty smart and well sorted.

6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

My first girlfriend, Trudy, was the daughter of an SS captain.
Her mom (a good-looking redhead) divorced him near the end of WWII, then married a US Amy sergeant during the occupation.
Met her when we were stationed in St. Louis in the mid-1950s. 
Trudy had no memories of living in Germany and they never heard what happened to her biological father.

 

<ahem>

*Trude

 

20 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

<ahem>

*Trude

 

Originally, yes. 
But after she started school here in the USA she anglicized it to the “y” because of taunts from her classmates.
Anti-German sentiments were still high in some places like St. Louis (a “French” town then) even in the 1950s, just like they had been where my mom lived in St. Genevieve during WW1.
Her name was Gertrude too - at the insistence of my Grandpa (Great Grandpa was fresh off the boat from Rotterdam).

4 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

had to have sucked for whoever went after Officer Powell.

why? 

9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Originally, yes. 
But after she started school here in the USA she anglicized it to the “y” because of taunts from her classmates.
Anti-German sentiments were still high in some places like St. Louis (a “French” town then) even in the 1950s, just like they had been where my mom lived in St. Genevieve during WW1.
Her name was Gertrude too - at the insistence of my Grandpa (Great Grandpa was fresh off the boat from Rotterdam).

Word.  

It was a little German language joke, that's all.  

Reminded me a little of this:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Glory,_Texas

Anyhow, cool story. 

22 hours ago, Parliament said:

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energy vampires

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Needs Dickbutts around bottom for true elegance.  

16 hours ago, RPM said:

I bet she was something before electricity.

She made $14 the hard way, by actually going to work.

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