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Hey Idiot, one is in backwards. You trying to kill us all?

7 minutes ago, RPM said:

Hey Idiot, one is in backwards. You trying to kill us all?

Obviously you don't know anything about the reverse polarity requirements for these new motors.

25 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Obviously you don't know anything about the reverse polarity requirements for these new motors.

Tell me it was built in England without telling me it was built in England.

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Obviously you don't know anything about the reverse polarity requirements for these new motors.

Shocking, isn't it?

1 hour ago, Pokoloco said:

They should've accepted that. Jesus.

did that mispronunciation literally cost him one million dollars?  if he says it right does he keep that money?

1 hour ago, Pokoloco said:

They should've accepted that. Jesus.

Jesus wasn't mythological. Jesus was a man. He had a beard.

He also cuts my lawn.

I would have simply ended my life right then and there. 
 

 

Why are people posting 10 year old Wheel of Fortune fuckups?  Twice.

yer god damn right

46 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

Why are people posting 10 year old Wheel of Fortune fuckups?  Twice.

I blame FB.

20 hours ago, RPM said:

Tell me it was built in England without telling me it was built in England.

Lucas Electrics.

21 hours ago, RPM said:

Tell me it was built in England without telling me it was built in England.

Nah. Not nearly enough rust

No CR 
 

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone looking that lost.
8 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:


I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone looking that lost.

I like to think he's just an awe and never seen the Holy Spirit flood an atmosphere like that.

In my experience, there is nobody as spiritual as the American black woman.

1 hour ago, GoPokes83 said:


I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone looking that lost.

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2 hours ago, HamsterHookah said:

I like to think he's just an awe and never seen the Holy Spirit flood an atmosphere like that.

In my experience, there is nobody as spiritual as the American black woman.

my MIL died a few years ago. at the funeral i was sitting bt my husband and one of his sisters. he's got four siblings so with their respective spouses we were packed pretty tight in the front row. they are all good, church-going types (except us, we're heathens😄)

a good friend of his sis/BIL had come, he was a singer in their home church. BIL is a deacon, etc.

this guy started singing, i don't even know what but it was LOUD. whole church got to swaying, waving hands, exclaiming, some people standing, clapping.. it wasn't bad/uncomfortable but NOT swaying was not an option lol. it just got louder and louder until suddenly his sister jumped from her seat, scared the shit out of me! praising the lord, swaying...then she sort of stumbled back, struck! by the holy spirit! and i jumped up to grab her bc i she was gonna fall... but her deacon husband got to her before me... and he was obviously completely used to this, as was the rest of the family, as nobody else but me even moved! 😆 he didn't even grab her, just kind of steadied her and everybody sang on...

in the car after my husband couldn't stop laughing. he said he knew that was coming...i was like 'well you could have warned me!!"

pretty sure i looked just like Joe at about the 22 sec mark lol

 

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12 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

He’s had bigger than that in his mouth. 

Just the mouth?

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10 hours ago, HamsterHookah said:

I like to think he's just an awe and never seen the Holy Spirit flood an atmosphere like that.

In my experience, there is nobody as spiritual as the American black woman.

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21 hours ago, HamsterHookah said:

I like to think he's just an awe and never seen the Holy Spirit flood an atmosphere like that.

In my experience, there is nobody as spiritual as the American black woman.

Agreed. He looks like he’s in pure fascination. Still hilarious either way

21 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone looking that lost.

Joe thinks that they all think *he* is the Lord.

Joe thinks that they all think *he* is the Lord.

Pretty sure he’s said a bunch of times he grew up attending black churches.

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