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did that mispronunciation literally cost him one million dollars?  if he says it right does he keep that money?

He keeps the money he would’ve won,probably had at least 5 grand minimum the way he was guessing the letters..


The million comes at the final puzzle, which he needs to advance to, where he spins the smaller wheel at a chance of landing on an envelope with $1M. And then having to solve that puzzle too.


So he had loops to go through by A shot is better than no shot at the final puzzle
3 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I only watched it once, and I'm old, but I don't understand anything that is going on here. What are those noises? Is she farting or queefing?  Is a thirst trap like a trap for horny dudes?  

Yes, she said something early in the video about being the queef queen. Thats probably what she's known for. Thirst trap is exactly as you guessed. She's complaining that she can't do a hot girl video thing cause everyone is just there for the queefs. 

On 1/18/2023 at 5:46 PM, CooterBrown said:

 

 

Well you gotta hand it to the guy.  He did hours and hours of research that day.

Narrator is pretty funny 

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Probably a little NSFW


Need to work on fixing that divot. Any volunteers?
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Probably a little NSFW


Like I needed another fetish.

We’re so fucked. We really should bomb that company, kill everyone that works there, and napalm every data center they have files in.

12 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

We’re so fucked. We really should bomb that company, kill everyone that works there, and napalm every data center they have files in.

When a battery breakthrough happens and these things can run for weeks at a time on a single charge, it will be time to freak out.  Until then, we only need to play keep-it-away-from-the-charger for 60 minutes before humans win.   

1 hour ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Until then, we only need to play keep-it-away-from-the-charger for 60 minutes before humans win.   

So just tell my kids where the charging cable is.  Never to be seen again...

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11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Since he negged me for an innocuous Joe Biden joke, I'm going to guess @tigol is one of those Cloak Room types.

They do come up for air every now and then

14 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

They do come up for air every now and then

Segregation isn't a horrible idea.

I took my mom out to my sister’s place in Bellville after church today.  I haven’t been out there in quite a while and noticed a new burger place in town.  I was going to stop in, but then I figured that I would pay for a hamburger, get served a shit sandwich, and then be accused of stealing it on my way out.

 

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On 1/21/2023 at 5:48 PM, Hate said:


Like I needed another fetish.

How do you feel about volcanoes?

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I took my mom out to my sister’s place in Bellville after church today.  I haven’t been out there in quite a while and noticed a new burger place in town.  I was going to stop in, but then I figured that I would pay for a hamburger, get served a shit sandwich, and then be accused of stealing it on my way out.

 

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Don’t bother. Top Secret sauce is just mayo and ketchup. 

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