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10 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Who plays Herbert the pervert!

11 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I took my mom out to my sister’s place in Bellville after church today.  I haven’t been out there in quite a while and noticed a new burger place in town.  I was going to stop in, but then I figured that I would pay for a hamburger, get served a shit sandwich, and then be accused of stealing it on my way out.

 

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Is that the place where you ask the Asst. Manager for salt packets to go and they come in these little clear plastic baggies by the gram?

asking for a friend

 

Thank God someone just happened to be videoing in that random direction!
On 1/19/2023 at 4:56 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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Bob Stoops' DoorDash?

19 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

He sure spent quite a bit of time fiddling with those handcuffs around her nearly nekkid behind. Also, looks and sounds like he whispered something to her at the 54 second mark. Guessing they know each other since she also used his first name. Probably telling her to shut up because now she's going to get hit with additional charges for offering up the poon. 

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10 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Wait until next year’s handoff to the year of the Komodo Dragon 

13 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Wait until next year’s handoff to the year of the Komodo Dragon 

 

Edit:  didn’t see @Brothahorn posted this in the HS thread 5 hours earlier. 

 

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3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Well that's gotta be bad for your Dao or whatever.

'Merica!!! 
 

Chuck Liddell probably is set to make more in building custom bedroom sets than he ever did in the UFC

The start of this documentary, specifically 2:30 - 3:00

 

 

8 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

'Merica!!! 

 

That's not the kind of fun bedroom I like.

20 hours ago, nnm said:

 

I was born year of Tiger.

Kill the wabbit. 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, stupid kids

 

You fuckers won't be laughing when he comes back 500' tall, rampaging through Manhattan.  

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

agree to disagree.

Agree with your disagreement.

But my only experience with a French Bulldog is my inlaws old one, and they're terrible dog owners who unwittingly create complete assholes because they just can't understand how dogs are wired. 

They tend to adopt senior dogs that nobody else wants, which is admirable, but then they spoil the dogs rotten and turn them into contemptible little annoying pieces of shit. 

And I love dogs. 

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Thank god they cleared up the ambiguity of her ethnicity

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I’m confused.  Is she not Asian but identifies  as Asian or is “identifies as” the new way to say “is.”

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6 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I’m confused.  Is she not Asian but identifies  as Asian or is “identifies as” the new way to say “is.”

While it's posted for cheap laughs, there's a valid, technical reason for the awkward phrasing.

 

Thanks. That makes sense. 

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