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On 1/26/2023 at 9:10 AM, 52-80 said:

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My first thought was flux capacitor but yeah I can see how the eifel tower is a better fit. 

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8 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

My first thought was flux capacitor but yeah I can see how the eifel tower is a better fit. 

Also female reproductive system.

4 hours ago, Parliament said:

When you give the Fre...Frenchmen cause to make fun of you, Son you messed up.

people with French

20 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Surly needs to rank freaks by occupation one day. In no particular order:

Call Center Chicks

Nurses(I married one)

FA's

Hotel Workers

Real Estate Agents/Apartment workers
 

Ummm Strippers???

9 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Go on.

Think about 200 plus women, some single, some married(and not giving a damn) all vying for any male attention they can get. If you had any kind of game or hell just changed your underwear some times you could fuck. You had volleyball chicks, the softball chicks, happy hour chicks, Milf, Gilfs, you name it. And since it was Xerox, there was so much diversity. When I left I had a bit of a reputation as a man whoar.

 

1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Ummm Strippers???

I mean the less obvious occupations. Like the waitress at the strip club.

22 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Surly needs to rank freaks by occupation one day. In no particular order:

Call Center Chicks

Nurses(I married one)

FA's

Hotel Workers

Real Estate Agents/Apartment workers
 

Step sisters

Step mothers

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1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Mom? 

U know the trend of oversized gourmet donuts and dropping a kitkat, oreo, or snickers bar on top?

 

this is just lazy

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27 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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So you let your son get a Twitter account, huh?

My high school had a smoking section.

1 minute ago, Hate said:

My high school had a smoking section.

So did mine. The picnic tables behind the Home Ec building.

6 hours ago, Hate said:

My high school had a smoking section.

Mine had "Marlboro Hill" across the street where both kids and teachers would scurry off to between periods. Sometimes one of the P.E. teachers who was also a health teacher would go out there in the middle of class. 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

They smoked, they poked.

Why do you think I hung out behind the Home Ec building?

The headbangers at my school were called Buzzards for some reason, and they made up the majority of smokers, so our smoking area was called Buzzard's Bay. 
 

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4 hours ago, Mittens said:

The headbangers at my school were called Buzzards for some reason, and they made up the majority of smokers, so our smoking area was called Buzzard's Bay. 
 

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My HS had a problem with the smokers wandering outside of the designated smoking area, so they erected a tall chain-link enclosure that was probably 12x12 and made that the Smoking Area. It was hard to look cool standing shoulder-to-shoulder with 30 other smokers. 

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On 1/27/2023 at 6:28 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Sounds like a good way to get shot. 

They don't have to be "good" friends.

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2 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

My HS had a problem with the smokers wandering outside of the designated smoking area, so they erected a tall chain-link enclosure that was probably 12x12 and made that the Smoking Area. It was hard to look cool standing shoulder-to-shoulder with 30 other smokers. 

Yep.  This is what we had, too.  
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It was a different time then….
 

Red Peters wants his schtick back!!

Nah you’re good it says 15 hours ago right there.

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19 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 

is shit like that for real?  people setting their phones on tripods to record themselves working out in a public gym?

1 minute ago, gyroprotagonist said:

is shit like that for real?  people setting their phones on tripods to record themselves working out in a public gym?

Ya thirst traps are super real.

23 hours ago, Mittens said:

The headbangers at my school were called Buzzards for some reason, and they made up the majority of smokers, so our smoking area was called Buzzard's Bay. 
 

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Even young Eddie Van Halen was always a rebel.

On 1/27/2023 at 7:27 PM, LebongJames said:

Two of the nicest sports legends I ever met.

Met The King at a charity event. Holy shit, the dude talked to me for 20 minutes like I was his long lost kid. Smiled / engaged with everyone who would shake his hand.

Legend.

47 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Met The King at a charity event. Holy shit, the dude talked to me for 20 minutes like I was his long lost kid. Smiled / engaged with everyone who would shake his hand.

Legend.

Kyle is the same way. Great family.

Working for a small outlet was a challenge. But only one driver/personality would never give me the time of day in the almost decade of working the circuit.

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