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fucking, wow.

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It's nice to see that someone has filled roflbox's void.

1 hour ago, LebongJames said:

She sounds fat

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she might be ok.

On 2/1/2023 at 5:07 AM, Kennythetiger said:

How’s her orange?  

Nearly a naval orange these days

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When you’re laying in a tank and thought you’re shooting blanks that’s diarrhea, diarrhea

7 hours ago, brakeman said:

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fucking, wow.

Too soon. Happened to me in the 60s. Explains why I fit in here. 

Wonder what these guys usernames are. 

 

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

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This made me laugh even harder when I pictured Charlie Day barging in and shouting “I know bird AND diarrhea law!”

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

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So this place is claiming that something amounting to a community bathtub can’t ever be properly sanitized? That’s disgusting if true, so I call bullshit. 

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3 hours ago, nnm said:

Too soon. Happened to me in the 60s. Explains why I fit in here. 

Early 70's for me, back when the baby carrier/car seat wasn't much more than a plastic tub.  Mama 'Loopy put baby 'Loopy in the front passenger seat of the newish Ford Pinto - no seat belts or anything resembling a restraint, naturally.  While driving to the U-Tote-M for a pack of Salem lights, Mama 'Loopy slams on the brakes and baby 'Loopy shoots out of the "car seat" and slams into the floorboard, which was basically sheet metal covered by 1/16" of rubber matting.  Didn't have any lasting effect other than the fact that when anyone revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.

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1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Early 70's for me, back when the baby carrier/car seat wasn't much more than a plastic tub.  Mama 'Loopy put baby 'Loopy in the front passenger seat of the newish Ford Pinto - no seat belts or anything resembling a restraint, naturally.  While driving to the U-Tote-M for a pack of Salem lights, Mama 'Loopy slams on the brakes and baby 'Loopy shoots out of the "car seat" and slams into the floorboard, which was basically sheet metal covered by 1/16" of rubber matting.  Didn't have any lasting effect other than the fact that when anyone revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.

I was born in Venezuela, where my dad worked in community development for the US government. Twice I was “left behind” in my little plastic shell thing. Once when my parents went to pick someone up at the Caracas airport. I was left at the boarding gate where they met the incoming folks. Another in the lobby of my dad’s office in downtown Caracas. Both times I was only remembered when my sister called out “the baby, the baby!” as the car was driving away from the area. Then my mom dropped me on my head on concrete from 6’ when I was a year old. 
No lasting effects, except that I seem to fit in on a website for broken brained assholes. 

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I've never been told that I was dropped on my head as a baby, I just always assumed it.  I'd hate to think that I have no excuse for being like this.

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Mittens Catvorkian

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Or is it Katvorkian?

 

I’m sure she kissed them better later on unless they’re married of course. 

10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

This made me laugh even harder when I pictured Charlie Day barging in and shouting “I know bird AND diarrhea law!”

Sometimes you rely on contracts.  Other times it’s a matter of promissory asstopel.  

9 minutes ago, brown water said:

Sometimes you rely on contracts.  Other times it’s a matter of promissory asstopel.  

First-off, username checks out.

Second---maybe we should estoppel you while you epoopel you tanks...

Don't watch it if you are eating.  You probably know how this turns out.

 

Franz left a Franz-shaped divot.

Fast-forward a century and…

 

he would have just base jumped and put the gopro vid on youtube. 
 

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Franz left a Franz-shaped divot.

Yes he did. Here’s a video, in case you like snuff films.

 

He died like Wile E. Coyote. 

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