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Like Bob Stoops with a bag of dicks

 

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1 hour ago, beer said:

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Did not lol. 

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15 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Those things must have really advanced if they can defect it the next day

Of course it’s 95% a fake but theoretically she’s telling him “I starting feeling shitty this morning and I think I infected you.”  

8 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 

i really REALLY want to see the ending of that clip.

 

does he body slam the snake into the cement?  Does he somehow twirl it into the bag?  does he try to twirl it into the bag and get too lazy and the snake gets close enough to hit him anywhere on his body?

 

 

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I just watched Dirty Harry for the first time, so I can say I understood that reference, although I haven’t seen Captain America.

On 2/1/2023 at 5:53 PM, Brothahorn said:

NSFW Language

 

 

 

On 2/1/2023 at 6:01 PM, crash_davis said:

I'm ready to fuck that other girl and I have no idea what she looks like.

 

Enjoy.

 

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Vegetable Hospice is pretty fucking funny.
Getting my label maker out when I get home.
2 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

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I don't think I ever slept 10 hours straight at 22. More like, I stayed up until 3 (most likely drinking), woke up at 7 to get ready for class/work and I need a coffee. I got here first, so go fuck yourself, because if you had done that in the first place, we wouldn't be having this insanely stupid conversation. 

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Marijuananal: for when you can't wait for the gummies to kick in

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58 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Marijuananal: for when you can't wait for the gummies to kick in

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Probably convenient if someone is tired of ramming gummies up their ass.

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Fuck that shit, I had a child, other people's children suck. Go sequester yourself to parks and soccer fields until little Okayden learns to suck less. And please drive for vacation instead of flying as much as possible and if you do fly sit in the very fucking back and keep your kid boogers and puke to yourself. K thanks

They have at least 10-15 reasons to put the entire surly population in the asylum.

men were seriously incapable of dealing with pretty much anything female related weren't they.

 

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Your youth was wildly misspent.

No kidding. Countless weekends racking at 3 and waking up the next day at 3. Or 5.

There are some fucking awesome band names on there

i call ‘seduction and disappointment’!!!

5 hours ago, YGIFS said:

i call ‘Seduction And Disappointment’!!!

 

Checks out. 

6 hours ago, Superhero said:

They have at least 10-15 reasons to put the entire surly population in the asylum.

The multiple masturbation reasons are enough by themselves to lock up not just the entire surly crowd, but 99% of the male population then and now. 

6 hours ago, mchookem said:

men were seriously incapable of dealing with pretty much anything female related weren't they.

 

Are we any better now?

6 hours ago, Superhero said:

They have at least 10-15 reasons to put the entire surly population in the asylum.

I couldn’t come up with 10 of those that didn’t cover us. 

6 hours ago, Superhero said:

They have at least 10-15 reasons to put the entire surly population in the asylum.

Bad Company. 'Til the day I die.

They have at least 10-15 reasons to put the entire surly population in the asylum.

Gathering in the head seems like some homosexual Navy thing.
3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I couldn’t come up with 10 of those that didn’t cover us. 

What do we win? 

On 2/4/2023 at 12:05 PM, nnm said:

Yes he did. Here’s a video, in case you like snuff films.

 

This dumbass deserved to die.  You don't do a test with a weighted dummy first?  When your life is on the line?  If he had no kids then he'd be eligible for a Darwin award.

3 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


Gathering in the head seems like some homosexual Navy thing.

Sounds like magic

Bad Habits and Political Excitement. FiTLump, COME ON DOWN!

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