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6 hours ago, Jhawk said:

His jump velocity would be added onto his standing velocity (so whatever speed the elevator was lifting at).  Bottom line is he just didn't have the hang time to pull off a flip.

If you look closely the main reason he didn’t make it is because the tips of his shoes drag against the side of the elevator. 

He was moving at the same speed as the elevator when he jumped. However he began decelerating as soon as he left the floor while the elevator remained moving at a constant speed so there was some minor effect from being in the elevator.

There is a town in South Dakota called Athol. Thought that was pretty funny when I was a kid. 

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Hooker Oklahoma has a beauty pageant to name an annual Miss Hooker. I think Jay Leno interviewed a winner several years ago, for the lulz.

 

I figured Texas would have been "Bangs".   Always felt sorry for the girl who got named "Queen of Bangs" during their parade.

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I figured Texas would have been "Bangs".   Always felt sorry for the girl who got named "Queen of Bangs" during their parade.

Don't feel sorry, she enjoyed it.

I would have gone with Bald Knob for Arkansas. Also, Dick Michigan is the only one worthy of a porn dude name.

38 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Blue Ball, PA, is worse than Intercourse

Indeed.  Blue Ball is quite tinny sounding.  Intercourse, however, is rather woody....

14 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

There is a town in South Dakota called Athol. Thought that was pretty funny when I was a kid. 

Kansas, too.

I've been through Beaver City several times so this hits close to home.

Fun game - I've been to Dickshooter, got drunk many times at Wanker's Corner, been through Humptulips and Intercourse. There's an Athol in Idaho, too.

Hooker Oklahoma has a beauty pageant to name an annual Miss Hooker. I think Jay Leno interviewed a winner several years ago, for the lulz.
 
I've been to Hooker, and may have nailed the 1997 Miss Hooker winner. She was NOT an attractive woman.
6 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Blue Ball, PA, is worse than Intercourse. 

It's Blue Bell (like the ice cream), but whatevs.

I've been to Intercourse.  Full of Amish and Mennonites.  Buggies galore.

7 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

No, it’s Blue Ball. I live 15 miles away. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ball,_Pennsylvania

Holy shit, I forgot about that!  I live 30 miles away, but rarely go up that way (other than Shady Maple one time and it gave me the shits so I never returned).  Was just dropping recycling shit off at the Lanchester Landfill two weeks ago.

Mary's Igloo?

I don't know but I've been told

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

 

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12 hours ago, spit said:

I don't think that's how it works.  

Have you seen the example where one jumps on top of a train?  They land in the same exact spot they jumped from.  They don't suddenly decelerate when they're in the air.

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Used to hold Family reunions at Big Bone Lick Park in NKY when I was a pup 

6 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

You used to be a dog?

not just a dog, an Underdog.

On 12/4/2018 at 9:34 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

There is a town in South Dakota called Athol. Thought that was pretty funny when I was a kid. 

No joke, there is a Duke of Atholl in Scotland and for strange reasons, he is allowed to have his own private ceremonial regiment made up of highlanders.  So... there is a private Atholl army in Scotland. 

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5 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

There's a Climax GA as well. Big rattlesnake roundup there every year.

Climax, North Carolina is about an hour's drive from Hornytown. No joke.

11 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

Boop.

And would, the mom/teacher/ninja warrior academy instructor/whatever she is.

5 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

Give these people a call, probably only costs around $200 and in stock.

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Kliff Kingsbury should really treat his Huracan better now that he's not pulling down head coach money.

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