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3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

I tell you I can’t hear you. Can you call me back?!

I mean, if you're gonna issue district-wide communique on letterhead regarding semen in the plumbing, try not to make so many grammatical errors.

Probably typed up by a student as a meme.

Great form up until the end

 

Fake but funny is still funny

 

37 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

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Yup. The ankle monitoring device brings her right into 80% of surlyites’ wheelhouse. 

 

5 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

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There's a LOT going on in that pic.

I don't like the biguns like some of y'all, but to be fair to phat girls...that chick is only that thin because of copious amounts of crystal meth---hence the decorative ankle charm bracelet.  Punisher sticker leads me to believe there's other bumper stickers off frame indicating further levels of stupidity.  

What I am most curious about is the bottom left of the rear window sticker.  It appears to be Bruce Lee and a Panda Bear doing the Dab dance?  The south is such a fascinating place rich with complex characters and Hep C. 

On 2/18/2023 at 4:14 PM, Dilligas said:

I tell you I can’t hear you. Can you call me back?!

hello!?

9 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

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Meet An Inmate? 

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Best Twitter channel there is.

 

 

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My favorite Twitter follow but he tends to repeat a lot of stuff. 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

hello!?

Is it me you're looking for? 

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17 hours ago, nnm said:

Yup. The ankle monitoring device brings her right into 80% of surlyites’ wheelhouse. 

No ass, 85% of life spent in sun, conservative estimate of 3.5 packs/day, has at least two dozen 1 week sober chips, small yet saggy, sounds like your cousin Robert on the phone, forever hitting your ribs with the bony elbows, "I had half a biscuit for lunch", tramp stamp says "forver you'rs" and "class of 88"

1 hour ago, beer said:

No ass, 85% of life spent in sun, conservative estimate of 3.5 packs/day, has at least two dozen 1 week sober chips, small yet saggy, sounds like your cousin Robert on the phone, forever hitting your ribs with the bony elbows, "I had half a biscuit for lunch", tramp stamp says "forver you'rs" and "class of 88"

Oh yeah. There is definitely a confederate flag hanging up somewhere in her trailer. Met her current BF either "at the river" or "at the races". She has never owned a bed frame or box spring, ever. Dressing up to go out includes some kind of Nascar themed jacket. Her kids have been "staying with her sister/mom" for multiple years.

1 hour ago, Hmbre97 said:

Oh yeah. There is definitely a confederate flag hanging up somewhere in her trailer. Met her current BF either "at the river" or "at the races". She has never owned a bed frame or box spring, ever. Dressing up to go out includes some kind of Nascar themed jacket. Her kids have been "staying with her sister/mom" for multiple years.

 

2 hours ago, beer said:

No ass, 85% of life spent in sun, conservative estimate of 3.5 packs/day, has at least two dozen 1 week sober chips, small yet saggy, sounds like your cousin Robert on the phone, forever hitting your ribs with the bony elbows, "I had half a biscuit for lunch", tramp stamp says "forver you'rs" and "class of 88"

 I stand by my assessment. Based on everything I’ve learned about surlyites’ proclivities over the years, all the qualities y’all have listed are assets, not liabilities. Wheelhouse for most surlyites. 

19 hours ago, Parliament said:

There's a LOT going on in that pic.

Except in the ass department. 

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Very fun.  

16 hours ago, Underdog said:

Meet An Inmate? 

My favorite Twitter follow but he tends to repeat a lot of stuff. 

Yea, like an ad for his t-shirts 5 times a day. 

7 hours ago, beer said:

No ass, 85% of life spent in sun, conservative estimate of 3.5 packs/day, has at least two dozen 1 week sober chips, small yet saggy, sounds like your cousin Robert on the phone, forever hitting your ribs with the bony elbows, "I had half a biscuit for lunch", tramp stamp says "forver you'rs" and "class of 88"

Go on... 

LMAO at sounds like your cousin Robert on the phone. 

8 hours ago, beer said:

No ass, 85% of life spent in sun, conservative estimate of 3.5 packs/day, has at least two dozen 1 week sober chips, small yet saggy, sounds like your cousin Robert on the phone, forever hitting your ribs with the bony elbows, "I had half a biscuit for lunch", tramp stamp says "forver you'rs" and "class of 88"

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On 2/16/2023 at 6:06 PM, beer said:

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Kinda reminds me of Thujone's version of Ol' Freak Nasty.

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46 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Not sure if lol or rage
 

 

I'd be more jelly than lol or rage.

12 hours ago, nnm said:

 

 I stand by my assessment. Based on everything I’ve learned about surlyites’ proclivities over the years, all the qualities y’all have listed are assets, not liabilities. Wheelhouse for most surlyites. 

She has boobs and can fog a mirror. Wheelhouse for most surlyites.

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