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3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Better than what we saw this year, IMOO.

Dem titties.

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She has boobs and can fog a mirror. Wheelhouse for most surlyites.

And the rest of the Surlyites don’t worry about her fogging a mirror?

Anything is a knot hole, if your brave enough!
- Abraham Lincoln
11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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Is that printed on a tortilla like in the movie The Menu?

Or is that a tattoo on gross flesh?

18 minutes ago, HamsterHookah said:

Is that printed on a tortilla like in the movie The Menu?

Or is that a tattoo on gross flesh?

Option 3: Flesh tortilla.

 

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10 hours ago, General Specific said:


And the rest of the Surlyites don’t worry about her fogging a mirror?

Anything is a knot hole, if your brave enough!
- Abraham Lincoln

*you're

59 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

someone gonna have to 'splain this one to me

People are fucking weird.

58 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Stupid shit on Facebook thread ------>

that's twitter. checkmate

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Option 3: Flesh tortilla.

 

 

Surprisingly Urban Dictionary comes up empty. Band name?

48 minutes ago, BearMace said:

Surprisingly Urban Dictionary comes up empty. Band name?

Or... research study grant?

5 hours ago, HamsterHookah said:

Is that printed on a tortilla like in the movie The Menu?

Or is that a tattoo on gross flesh?

I've never seen a tortilla with stretch marks so there's that.

16 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Better than what we saw this year, IMOO.

Dem titties.

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Well shit.  I was on the fence but count me as Christian now 

Top left is the real monster.
17 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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Is that Moore Hill?

In the early 90s, my roommate and I were rocking the pirate flag from the 4th floor. 

Is that Moore Hill?
In the early 90s, my roommate and I were rocking the pirate flag from the 4th floor. 
Butt pirates eh? That's cool.
2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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Well shit.  I was on the fence but count me as Christian now 

Looks like the guy from France already surrendered.

2 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:


Top left is the real monster.

They are nihilists.  Nothing to be afraid of.

They are nihilists.  Nothing to be afraid of.

Say what you want about communism dude, at least it’s an ethos.
1 hour ago, demos said:


Say what you want about communism dude, at least it’s an ethos.

at least quote it correctly.

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1 hour ago, Chilly Water said:

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Holy shit. Well done. Both cabooses have been destroyed. 

10 hours ago, brakeman said:

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God dam, man.

Chills.

I'm so glad I'll be long gone from this world when the apes/chimps take over.

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

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isn't this like the first picture on the internet or something. damn that brings me back

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