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14 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The olives got rape(d)

That’s a completely different kind of oil. 
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1 hour ago, nnm said:


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Consent

1 hour ago, nnm said:

That’s a completely different kind of oil. 
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manufactured in Waco?

On 2/24/2023 at 3:19 PM, nnm said:

Which one of you idiots is this?

~~~raises hand~~~

On 2/25/2023 at 9:00 PM, brakeman said:

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*I prefer boulder holder for bra.

5 hours ago, nnm said:

That’s a completely different kind of oil. 
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Canola is a special breed of rapeseed that's palatable.  True rapeseed oil tastes like ass.  Might even be poisonous.

Reportedly seen in Utah. 

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19 minutes ago, Alex Karev said:

Reportedly seen in Utah. 

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Forget that noise. I don’t have enough time or energy to keep one family satisfied. Multiple wives, mothers-in-law, etc? GTFOOH

9 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The olives got rape(d)

The Dad joke is strong in this one.

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Canola is a special breed of rapeseed that's palatable.  True rapeseed oil tastes like ass.  Might even be poisonous.
I really hope you aren't the finest Canola sales rep in Ohio. Or honestly maybe I do.
7 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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do not taunt.

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8 hours ago, Alex Karev said:

Reportedly seen in Utah. 

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Oh no....it's begun...

 

10 hours ago, nnm said:

Forget that noise. I don’t have enough time or energy to keep one family satisfied. Multiple wives, mothers-in-law, etc? GTFOOH

This.  I was speaking with a distant, distant third-cousin (or whatever distance it was) of ours a couple years ago.  He's a bit older than me so his dad was probably about 80 at the time.  We were talking about Covid lockdowns and he brought up how hard it was for his father (a man I've met maybe 3x in my life).  I asked if it was because his dad lost some friends or family members to the pandemic.  "No", he said, "Dad couldn't get back to Mexico for several months to see his other family"  I totally forgot, between binge watching "Big Love" reruns during Covid that some of our older Mexican relatives (however distant) used to have second families in Mexico.  I tried not to laugh but that was totally a thing for several decades with rapid transit (trains, cars, airplanes), men used to have entirely different families across the continent.  I didn't say it out loud, bu how in the fuck did people manage that?  I can barely handle my own and it's compact and conviently located upstairs.  Then I remembered this gem from childhood.  Will make you laugh out loud at times despite it's heavy drama:

 

 

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13 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

The Dad joke is strong in this one.

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I don't think Dad jokes mention rape...

14 hours ago, mchookem said:

do not taunt.

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So much random stuff on that. "Do not glue mat to porous surfaces, such as pregnant women, pets and heavy machinery."

15 hours ago, Born to Run said:

I really hope you aren't the finest Canola sales rep in Ohio. Or honestly maybe I do.

I used to sell canola in North Dakota, actually.  And yeah I wasn't that good.

51 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I used to sell canola in North Dakota, actually.  And yeah I wasn't that good.

Don;'t they still use that shit to make Mustard Gas?  As in, "I put mustard on it, I eat the fucking shit.  I'm silly"

On 2/27/2023 at 9:54 AM, YGIFS said:

They missed an opportunity to use Meowtenant Dan.  

Should have been Mewtenant Dan. 
 

You were so close.

I got greedy on the triple vowels.  You are a scholar.  

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