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I've fallen down the rabbit hole . . . disregarding the fact that Jesus wasn't born until, oh, a little while after Adam & Eve, this is the kind of piece that should hang right next to "Dogs Playing Poker" in every man's . . . garage . . .

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5 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This page is weak

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35 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've fallen down the rabbit hole . . . disregarding the fact that Jesus wasn't born until, oh, a little while after Adam & Eve, this is the kind of piece that should hang right next to "Dogs Playing Poker" in every man's . . . garage . . .

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Is that Bert below Eve's tite?

I think I might have gotten over that whole apple thing. 

I think I might have gotten over that whole apple thing. 

It wasn’t the apple in the tree that caused the problem but rather the “pair” on the ground...
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

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Dammit, bruin.  You beat me to it.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Is Jesus pimping? 

"Yo Adam, what do you think of this fiiiiine little lady? She can be all yours... for a price."

I've never understood the story, honestly. Sly little minx that she is, you'd figure Eve would have the wits to eat from the Tree of Eternal Life first, and then eat from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. There's never been a con man (or snake, for that matter) who could defeat pussy. Sorry, the story just falls flat on its face at that point. If it's an allegory, it's clearly one that was written by a virgin.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've fallen down the rabbit hole . . . disregarding the fact that Jesus wasn't born until, oh, a little while after Adam & Eve, this is the kind of piece that should hang right next to "Dogs Playing Poker" in every man's . . . garage . . .

The Introduction by Nathan Greene - 23x31 Unframed Limited Edition Artist's P...

so Tom Selleck is Jesus?

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

so Tom Selleck is Jesus?

I always figured Jesus to be more of a Porsche guy than a Ferrari guy, but I guess that just makes me a religious bigot.

Not sure which thread ScottishPeopleTwitter fits in so please feel free to redirect 

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Looked like they took more that a two stroke penalty on that one. 

Don’t think I’d have gone with a full swing from that lie. It’s a bit tight. 

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Gotta club up when you’re playing from the deep stuff.

On 12/11/2018 at 7:00 PM, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

That was the best :19 seconds of my life. 

Said your wife never.

4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I've never understood the story, honestly. Sly little minx that she is, you'd figure Eve would have the wits to eat from the Tree of Eternal Life first, and then eat from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. There's never been a con man (or snake, for that matter) who could defeat pussy. Sorry, the story just falls flat on its face at that point. If it's an allegory, it's clearly one that was written by a virgin.

You're kidding right?  You mean to tell me that you've never seen or heard of a woman taking the word of a complete stranger as gospel?

Maybe you're single, then good for you.  Ask any married man, he'll back me up on this.

My wife eats double-dealers for lunch. If she'd been in the garden, Adam would have taken the blame, not the other way around.

Why are Odessa police kicking women in the groin and pooping on them? #headlinefail

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Needs to be the ‘dog pukes when banging’ gif

This could go on the facebook thread as well.  I thought it was funny.

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26 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

It’s not a Christmas movie!

You are an unwashed savage who has no place in modern or polite society.  Go back to your hovel.

The raised fist at the end is the best.

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