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8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

That is the greatest 30 seconds of my life.

I thought that would have been your honeymoon.

5 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

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Was a million not available?

Is the picture the cop who was awarded money?  If it's the "female" "boss", then he should have received a LOT more.

6 minutes ago, ABSR said:

If it's the "female" "boss", then he should have received a LOT more.

Yeah, 500k won't cover the booze to wipe it out of your memory.

eh, turn the lights out, I bet she's fun in the dark 🤣

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“Rubbing her female genitals” is a surprisingly disturbing and disturbingly suggestive phrase.

I’ll bet Nemoy was like, “again with the fucking ears??”

11 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

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Was a million not available?

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Wonder what his surly handle is?

“Rubbing her female genitals” is a surprisingly disturbing and disturbingly suggestive phrase.

Why did they have to specify her female genitals? Does she have both?

Nut shots usually get a chuckle out of me. 

 

On 3/30/2023 at 1:45 PM, MAUFRAIS said:

“Rubbing her female genitals” is a surprisingly disturbing and disturbingly suggestive phrase.

To be fair, the picture (and the phrasing) suggests that the boss might have...other...non-female genitals...

19 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


Why did they have to specify her female genitals? Does she have both?

Shit, I was 19 hours behind in this same line of thought...my bad...

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On 3/30/2023 at 4:31 AM, GoPokes83 said:

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Was a million not available?

Jay Leno fallen on hard times.

On 3/30/2023 at 7:13 PM, closetohumping said:

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I laughed way too long at this one.  

New season of Letterkenny looks lit as fuck.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

not the amazing payoff I was promised. 

Yeah, Duce is going to USC.

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