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46 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

glad i wasn't the only one^
 

 

Hilarious. Also, a great submission to the wives and stupid shit thread. First, she's wearing socks on a ladder. Second, she's on her tiptoes, fully extended. Go up another step you dumbass. Third, that tray has the hooks on it to mount it on the ladder so you don't risk easily spilling it in the event of, oh I don't know, falling off a ladder for any of the previous stupid decisions I pointed out ... or spec-op nerf attack. 

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Fourth…probably faked for likes.

10 minutes ago, Hate said:

Fourth…probably faked for likes.

Totally fake.  Fell right on couch & no way it’s real paint. 

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

May be a meme of 3 people and text that says 'looks like white people are on sale at Costco again 一'

Necrophiliacs have gone too far here.  

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13 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I don’t get it


He's a banjo player. It's a banjo joke.  Like this one. Banjo jokes are sort of like bagpipe jokes i.e How long does it take to get really good at the banjo? A: Nobody knows. 


Banjo Jokes and Memes - Mixing A Band

30 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


He's a banjo player. It's a banjo joke.  Like this one. Banjo jokes are sort of like bagpipe jokes i.e How long does it take to get really good at the banjo? A: Nobody knows. 
 

*e.g.

7 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


He's a banjo player. It's a banjo joke.  Like this one. Banjo jokes are sort of like bagpipe jokes i.e How long does it take to get really good at the banjo? A: Nobody knows. 


Banjo Jokes and Memes - Mixing A Band

 

21 hours ago, Hate said:

Fourth…probably faked for likes.

The question I always ask myself is why was this it on video.  If no logical reason, it is probably fake.

I’d rather listen to an accordion than a harp. Plus you guys already sent me to hell around 15 years ago. 

I’d rather listen to an accordion than a harp. Plus you guys already sent me to hell around 15 years ago. 

Worth the rabbit hole,

14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Find the hidden word. I wonder if whomever designed this shirt seen at Wal-Mart knew what they were doing. 


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Tom Hanks Dipshit GIF

Help me ou there.

This image looks to me like the culmination of many small aesthetic decisions that cumulatively added up to a look that's ... not good.


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4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

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Actually Re-cunt.  So labiaplasty?

3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

 

Piped in drums is kind of cheating.  It would be much more impressive if he was making the drum sounds by banging his foot on the instrument. 

17 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Piped in drums is kind of cheating.  It would be much more impressive if he was making the drum sounds by banging his foot on the instrument. 

That’s fair enough. How about this one?  Accordion, banjo, AND spoons. 
 

 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

The clouds of cocoa coughs just slay me

41 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Been there, done that. 

Yup.  Was even told I wouldn’t like it.  Didn’t believe her.

44 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Been there, done that. 

 

2 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Yup.  Was even told I wouldn’t like it.  Didn’t believe her.

We all have and I was warned, too.  And, agree, the chocolate clouds are awesome. 

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On 4/4/2023 at 4:40 PM, 52-80 said:

 

I forwarded this to the family text loop and boy was my wife pissed.  She's afraid it trigger Bullneckette's fear of escalators. Bullneck, Jr. thought it was funny.  

12 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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I saw that on an episode of Cheaters.

Dang it, Bobby! 

13 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

 

We all have and I was warned, too.  And, agree, the chocolate clouds are awesome. 

It’s a child’s rite of passage for sure, and we all stubbornly think we know better than our mom/grandma about chocolate at that age. Only later in life do you realize women wrote and hold the secret scrolls of all things chocolate and chocolate worship.

17 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That’s fair enough. How about this one?  Accordion, banjo, AND spoons. 
 

 

And this, ladies and gents, is how one makes a living in Morgantown.

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