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3 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I saw this graph back in 1863 except it was titled “Physical injuries among black people.” 

Really don’t understand how it’s funny

it’s not funny.  it’s important. 

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8 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I saw this graph back in 1863 except it was titled “Physical injuries among black people.” 

Really don’t understand how it’s funny

You were alive in 1863?  

37 minutes ago, deadshank said:

You were alive in 1863?  

Looks like you found Armybrat's sock. 

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Holt shit! That Lada Gaga/Bob Wills mashup was freaking awesome. Never did I ever think I'd see the day.

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^ that warms the cockles of my cold, black heart

the whole thread is hilarious

 

That's probably the best piece of music that dude has ever done. 

On 4/15/2023 at 10:31 PM, WithoutAClue said:

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On 4/15/2023 at 9:19 PM, Armybrat said:

 

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"And she's not our real mother."

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20 hours ago, 52-80 said:

the whole thread is hilarious

 

Excuse me, I'm old.  Who TF is that?

23 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Must've said the magic word..  Shit. 

21 hours ago, 52-80 said:

the whole thread is hilarious

 

My favorites from the thread.  Hopefully the kid had a strong neck.  Lol

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1 hour ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Excuse me, I'm old.  Who TF is that?

An untalented rapper who tried to catch fame by:

(1) cultivating an appearance like he got shitted on by a rainbow

(2) latching onto a real new york street gang

Ironically, he finally caught a bit of fame for:

(3) narc’ing out on the gang and getting a hit put on him

now there’s all sorts of videos of him getting jumped in public

 

2 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Talk about fucking around and finding out...

 

And Mike Judge turned that movie-within-a-movie into literally, "Aw, My Balls"

damn.  is he dead?

There is a picture of him further down the tweet thread. He survived. Back was scraped to fuck by the rocks.
2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:


There is a picture of him further down the tweet thread. He survived. Back was scraped to fuck by the rocks.

I was expecting worse,tbh. 

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Apparently this is real, not a skit

 

I didn't know if this goes in LOL or Holy Shit.

 
 

Lotta bling for beating Kansas.

I am pretty sure going back until the early 90s at least, winning a bowl game has gotten the players a ring.  regardless of the importance of the game or not.  

aggy, and now piggy are the ones bragging about and taking it to another level. 

 

although I also remember recently some team, cudda been us (i hope not) created a  bling participation ring for a ranod basic bowl game the team actually lost.

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And as we were driving down the highway
She asked me baby what's so great
How come you're always going on
About your lone star state
 
I said that's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
But Texas wants you anyway
 
That's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
But Texas wants you anyway
 
Oh the road it looked so lovely
As she stood there on the side
And she grew smaller in my mirror
As I watched her wave goodbye
12 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Apparently this is real, not a skit

 

I work with a guy who act like this.  I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.

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