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7 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Pflugerville soccer fields...

 

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Creeping on the Cap City girls?

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10 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Creeping on the Cap City girls?

Buddy was there watching his daughter and sent it 

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56 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Farts are never not funny.

 

Pflugerville soccer fields...
 
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Saw that as well and loled.. Most of the signs now read that way.
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4 hours ago, deadshank said:
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Bikram Choudhury has aged poorly.

Is that at Michigan St?  

Just now, Trey3216 said:

Is that at Michigan St?  

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I can't think of any situation where I would willingly be in a helicopter with an unrestrained roo.

Australian Zoologist & Breeder, "Alright mate, last thing you gotta remember is to never ever get an enclosed space with these fellas.  They feel cornered and are much stronger than you and can kill you in seconds.  Nothing smaller than a barn or shed, evah!"  

Drew Haas, "Understood."

(later that afternoon at the helicopter dealer)

Drew Haas, "What is the absolute smallest model you make?" 

damn that had to hurt 

probably knocked her out

 

I volunteer to do mouth to mouth

17 hours ago, deadshank said:

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My daughter’s middle school had to can some middle-age PE teacher because he was having classes dedicated solely to stretching. Shorts mandatory, no sweats/leggings/whatever allowed. 

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And then we all graduated to South Austin’s mom! At least Surlyites. aggy on sheep. Bucknuts on couches, and ND on… oh shit!

10 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

 

2b6

8 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

And they banned the teeter-totter…

 

This is why we had to help with WWII. Be six years old and use your imagination, dude. 

That’s one badass possum!!

Secret sauce

Sometimes you just have to get the poison out 

1 hour ago, Hate said:

That’s one badass possum!!

Set out runnin', but he's takin' his time...  

On 4/19/2023 at 7:16 AM, Kavinsky said:

 

Pretty sure she sharted herself.

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Pretty sure she sharted herself.

He definitely looked for it lol

 

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