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Pretty sure they weren't planning on drinking anything non-alcoholic at that particular party, but thanks, England.

I suppose the pic won't make you lol as much as the reasoning for it:

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But don’t worry, Ted Pelkey says the 700-pound wooden middle finger sculpture on his front lawn isn’t for them. Rather, Pelkey says the sculpture — which sits on top of a 16-foot pole — is the product of an “uphill battle” more than 10 years in the making with local town officials over a garage he wants to build on his property.

“I’m not trying to cause hate and animosity to the people who live in that town, because there’s very good people in that town,” the 54-year-old Westford native says of his fellow residents in the 2,000-person town.

With the exception, Pelkey says, of the Westford Selectboard, Development Review Board, and other town leaders, who have blocked his efforts to get a permit to build the 8,000-square-foot garage, so he could move his truck repair and monofilament recycling businesses in nearby Swanton to his own property.

Vermont is one of the few states in the country with a ban on billboards, otherwise defined as “off-premise advertising signs.” And while Pelkey is clearly advertising his fury with local officials, his giant middle finger sculpture isn’t technically a sign for his business, according to the Vermont Agency of Transportation.

“He apparently can do what he’s done,” Allison Hope, chair of the Westford Selectboard, told the Burlington Free Press.

 

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tl;dr: VT man says fuck you to local government

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On 12/13/2018 at 5:45 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

As long as the show Portlandia comes back, I approve... 😉

29 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Real American herooooo!!!!

"So here's to you, Mr. Giant-Wooden-Middle-Finger-Guy."

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

Well, I guess you CAN fix stupid.

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that hurt

 

9 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Not a picture but made me lol

 

 

Lol, so many questions come to mind I can't process them all.

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I just finished preparing an elf on a shelf for my new secretary...

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56 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Not a picture but made me lol

 

 

girl in the yellow gets flagged, "no fair. scaring the shooter."

1 hour ago, LonghornJones said:

One of the comments:

"Strange looking kitchen"

Shagsters Surlysters everywhere.

Pretty awesome troll job on package thieves 

 

I was just going to post that.  Hilarious.  Should have used skunk spray though.

I always wanted to rig something like that when there was a spree of destroying my mailbox several times over a couple  of years.

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