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#29951
4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

bitches...

I did that with a bottle of gold shlager after a night of frat drinking just to prove I could. 
 

According to witnesses,  I fell asleep with my eyes open and my “friends” “Weekend at Bernie’s’d” me for about 20 hours. Probably should have called the amber lamps, but I’m a survivor. 

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#29953
5 hours ago, Elvis said:

I did that with a bottle of gold shlager after a night of frat drinking just to prove I could. 
 

According to witnesses,  I fell asleep with my eyes open and my “friends” “Weekend at Bernie’s’d” me for about 20 hours. Probably should have called the amber lamps, but I’m a survivor. 

Fell asleep with your eyes open?  That’s called ded.

#29958

Holding a fire cracker up to a woman’s butt, while wearing a gimp mask, and having her fart towards it has got to be one of the most unique fetishes ever.

#29959
1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

Holding a fire cracker up to a woman’s butt, while wearing a gimp mask, and having her fart towards it has got to be one of the most unique fetishes ever.

So far...

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#29962
22 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I just can't imagine standing anywhere in front of the tee after watching her shank 1 ball, let alone 6...  

Make her cut it out? Wtf? How about "Don't stand down line from someone who sucks at golf??"

 

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#29968
3 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

And Vick cried…

Should this be in the Got the Fuck Knocked out thread?

 

#29975
13 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

No fitness requirements to be in that army. 
 

Is that aggy corps, Euro edition?

#29978
I did that with a bottle of gold shlager after a night of frat drinking just to prove I could. 
 
According to witnesses,  I fell asleep with my eyes open and my “friends” “Weekend at Bernie’s’d” me for about 20 hours. Probably should have called the amber lamps, but I’m a survivor. 

I did that while waiting on a taxi, Germany 1990 and a bottle of vodka, said I could drink it all at once - for $50. Once the money hit my pocket, the bottle went to my lips. The rest was a mystery to me!

Pics of me going to places like “Weekend at Bernie’s” totally comatose. The finale was with pictures of my “friends” laying on me while the MPs picked us up and took us to our barracks. Slept on the “drunk cot” next to the NCO desk in charge. Woke up in the morning with no hangover and like nothing ever happened, until I saw the pictures like two days later!

Not proud of it, but “Hook’em”!!!
#29984
1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

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Wonder what keeps the guy on top from sliding off …

#30000
On 4/22/2023 at 8:50 PM, Armybrat said:

 

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Judges would have also accepted

 

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That shit-eating grin from bottom boy makes me laugh every time. He's gonna be new boot goofin tonight!

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