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2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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About to find out what brown can do for her. 

13 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

 

one of the best posts in this thread.

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ETA: Wrong place, obviously. But I'm leaving it here so you can mock my dumbass.

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She should keep her horse mouth shut more often. /no CR

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White House?

2 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

She should keep her horse mouth shut more often. /no CR

 

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7 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

She should keep her horse mouth shut more often. /no CR

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9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

She should keep her horse mouth shut more often. /no CR

Great set of milkers.   I'd enter her Oval office

Inmates at the Navarro County Jail washing a deputy's vehicle under his watchful eye

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40 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Inmates at the Navarro County Jail washing a deputy's vehicle under his watchful eye

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Serious question, is there something wrong with that? Prison labor is a thing right? 

 

It's not like it was someone's personal car. 

11 minutes ago, Kwix said:

Serious question, is there something wrong with that? Prison labor is a thing right? 

nothing at all wrong with it.  I thought it was Lol because of the striped uniforms. 

Serious question, is there something wrong with that? Prison labor is a thing right? 
 
It's not like it was someone's personal car. 

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14 minutes ago, futureman said:

nothing at all wrong with it.  I thought it was Lol because of the striped uniforms. 

Horizontal stripes make them look fat.

32 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

While taking that pic I could hear man of constant sorrow playing in my head

I heard Dragline sayin’ not to talk about 

‘My Lucille’ 

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She should keep her horse mouth shut more often. /no CR

Has she always had cans like this?
45 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

You might have to think about this one:

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Easy peazy Japanesy 

17 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

She should keep her horse mouth shut more often. /no CR

First day in office

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3 hours ago, beer said:

 

And the party went on…

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Oh, and username fits.

23 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

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You stumbled into the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker

25 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Even back in '83 it was always a fun day at work being a Florida judge. 

On 4/28/2023 at 10:02 AM, TrashMaster G said:

Man, my brain is fried.

And, now I want some Arby's curly fries.

And dipped in the horsey sauce

On 4/30/2023 at 9:28 AM, SquishMitten said:

Wrong place

 

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4 hours ago, beer said:

 

for me it's somewhere between "that's my fetish" & "that escalated quickly"

11 minutes ago, deadshank said:

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+rep, but I still can’t believe that so many people fell for that bullshit about a straw floating in the ocean somehow becoming deeply jammed up a sea turtle’s nose. Bobbing for apples (disgusting, I know) has to be a million times easier than getting a straw up the nose. 

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