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48 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Pretty awesome troll job on package thieves 

 

That guy should sell those. That made my day.

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Package thieving is becoming way too commonplace these days.  We got the Ring doorbell a few months ago.

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Package thieving is becoming way too commonplace these days.  We got the Ring doorbell a few months ago.

Excuse me the proper term is Porch Pirate

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Should cross post in Vic's friends food thread?

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The fart spray is such an awesome touch. They stand there knowing that they'll be picking glitter out of their car, clothes and own asshole months later, but at least feel like the damage is done and it's over. While still in shock, BOOM fart spray. 

36 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

The fart spray is such an awesome touch. They stand there knowing that they'll be picking glitter out of their car, clothes and own asshole months later, but at least feel like the damage is done and it's over. While still in shock, BOOM fart spray. 

It’s also the thing that makes the crooks get rid of it.  Some would be intrigued after the initial shock and check it out.  Then he’s out 4 phones.  The fart spray ensures they toss it quickly.  9D chess.  

Package thieving is becoming way too commonplace these days.  We got the Ring doorbell a few months ago.

What will that really do except let you watch someone take your shit. I mean let’s say you get a face shot and even a plate number are the cops going to execute a raid to recover your stuff? I think it would be even worse to be at work and get a notification just in time to see someone run off with your stuff.

This is more of a photo of something that "wowed" me:

 

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

oops...ma shoes mean.

I know it's the same thing, but it's funny in the original version as well...

3 hours ago, Doze said:

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Should cross post in Vic's friends food thread?

Perfect double cross post into the Vic POF thread too!

Pretty awesome troll job on package thieves 
 
Watched this last night. Noble peace prize candidate

I watched it over and over for about 2 minutes to take in all of the reactions in the room.  She's a bad ass.

Those size whatever hangers must help generate an incredible amount of upper body force during hip rotation. Hence, why she was able to throw a fully grown man over her shoulder like a goddamn rag doll. 

7 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

Those size whatever hangers must help generate an incredible amount of upper body force during hip rotation. Hence, why she was able to throw a fully grown man over her shoulder like a goddamn rag doll. 

plus hes hammered as fuck and obviously off his equillibrium

I like the other lady who stops a man by merely pointing her finger - that's power.  Come to think about it, they actually might have super powers.

17 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

I like the other lady who stops a man by merely pointing her finger - that's power.  Come to think about it, they actually might have super powers.

Hulk and Magneto. 

She's gotta be one of Steven Adams' 18 siblings

1 hour ago, Buffsoldier said:

Built when meat was cheap.

fuck that.  bitch was built when meat was free.

2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

plus hes hammered as fuck and obviously off his equillibrium

How do you know he’s wasted?  Wait...  that’s you, isn’t it?  You’re getting your ass kicked by a girl...lmao!

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

How do you know he’s wasted?  Wait...  that’s you, isn’t it?  You’re getting your ass kicked by a girl...lmao!

that aint al girl.  that's the hulk's daughter.

That chick’s reactions is what I expect from Vic’s dates when they find out they’re going dutch. 

If anyone needs an F Dick Boning knife I found one on amazon:

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Damn, if I had known they'd take just anyone to be a male fashion model I would have reconsidered graduate school in engineering.

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7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

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I've eaten here plenty of times for lunch and breakfast.  Food was good but with Steve at the helm combined with the options that moved in you could see how this might play out.  Didn't know about the prostitution charge.  Damn....millenials.  Lol.

14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Steve was a dick 

I'm sure he'd say...

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If you scroll past a pic too fast:

 

oh that's a foot

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