May 19, 20232 yr On 5/17/2023 at 1:05 PM, deadshank said: Nah bro, the boyfriends are dark because they're unlockable characters. Those girls haven't completed that part of the campaign yet.
May 19, 20232 yr 7 hours ago, Born to Run said: They said not all lad. You still smell like piss, but perhaps more women will assume you dont! It's NOT piss.... this time...
May 19, 20232 yr Popular Post NSFW My new pickup line: "So, do you like Margaritas?" Edited May 19, 20232 yr by crash_davis
May 19, 20232 yr 15 hours ago, BearSchlong said: If you really want to freak her out, tell her that families on road trips used to pull off the interstate close to sundown or whenever we got tired of driving for the day to find a motel. Preferably one with a pool and a diner. I’m looking at you, Howard Johnson’s and Holiday Inn. That was the way to go. The wife and drove to the North Rim of the Grand Canyon in '98. Left Austin, drove to Albuquerque and found a Motel 6 on the other side of town. Drove to Flagstaff and, much to the wife's chagrin, I chose a motel on Route 66 with a flashing neon Indian. Retrofitted with an a/c unit that blew right into a wall.
May 19, 20232 yr Bevo’s got to let it hang out every now and then. seinfeld’s got this joke where he says all guys think they are low level super heroes. His proof is that when someone is driving down the road with a mattress on the top, they always have their arm out holding it down. this dude takes this bull out. I got it. I got it. Did you not see that I’m restraining him with my puppy’s leash?
May 19, 20232 yr 55 minutes ago, crash_davis said: NSFW My new pickup line: "So, do you like Margaritas?" But uh not 5.
May 19, 20232 yr 16 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said: But uh not 5. [/NowThis]I thought this place was a judgement free zone.[/NowThis]
May 19, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, Hawndoh said: Never thought map nostalgia would ruin a funny picture thread surly can derail the best of threads.
May 19, 20232 yr 11 hours ago, NWBuck said: We used to live in the Pasadena area right off the old Route 66. I always thought it would have been fun to drive to see my best friend in Chicago (two blocks off route 66) and to visit my brother in OKC (one block away) and my parents in STL (quarter mile from 66) on the way. "Ok,let me see... Out the driveway, turn right and drive east for 2500 miles. We'll be there in no time!"
May 20, 20232 yr NSFW My new pickup line: "So, do you like Margaritas?" @nowthis has entered the chat
May 20, 20232 yr 20 hours ago, crash_davis said: NSFW My new pickup line: "So, do you like Margaritas?" Sam Malone: So… you like margaritas?
May 20, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, USNALonghorn said: that tweet has over 30 thousand likes. now who's the idiot?
May 21, 20232 yr https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1659932945799430146?t=J1jT2GdL5YPUMujnkBp1hA&s=19
May 21, 20232 yr On 5/18/2023 at 8:30 PM, Elvis said: I was an insurance adjuster in the 90s. new town? Get a mapsco for the win. And floppy drives. And Polaroid for documentation. And math for hand calculations of roof, exterior, interior, whatever. Had a cell phone but no one to call. Rough justice on a two story. That was a damn good phone.
May 21, 20232 yr 18 hours ago, Longhornstampede said: https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1659932945799430146?t=J1jT2GdL5YPUMujnkBp1hA&s=19 Which one of you did this? !! https://fb.watch/kGiRLzg4J_/?mibextid=SDPelY
May 22, 20232 yr Cross posting from surly / music stick around. Wet mode fucks Further proof I'm still a child. My lady are at the point in our relationship where I'll make eye contact and let one rip, across the room because I'm a gentleman, and laughter will flow.
May 22, 20232 yr RIP to a top meme Not funny but didn’t know where else to put it. Must be so odd to randomly become known all over the internet.
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