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Everyone knows the best way to find the highest quality legitimate, professional, licensed, therapeutic massage therapy is to use social media.  Right?  Or go to the local strip mall.  

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

Everyone knows the best way to find the highest quality legitimate, professional, licensed, therapeutic massage therapy is to use social media.  Right?  Or go to the local strip mall.  

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Gun sto, liquor sto, gun sto, massage parleur

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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King, Queen... either way, it's royalty.

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2 hours ago, nnm said:

Everyone knows the best way to find the highest quality legitimate, professional, licensed, therapeutic massage therapy is to use social media.  Right?  Or go to the local strip mall.  

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Tulip spa.  Niiice...

 

33 minutes ago, Nuge said:

Tulip spa.  Niiice...

 

Which two lips?

20 hours ago, nnm said:

Archie and Meathead did it better. 

 

I saw this the night this episode aired.  Also:

 

 

On 5/21/2023 at 7:02 PM, NAVY said:

Cross posting from surly / music 

stick around. Wet mode fucks 

 

Belongs on the shart thread

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Technically wouldn’t you get HIV?

Positively 

17 hours ago, Mullet Free said:

RIP to a top meme 
 

Not funny but didn’t know where else to put it. Must be so odd to randomly become known all over the internet. 
 

 

Dave Brandt was a pioneer of Regenerative Agriculture.  Most of those guys preach to their audience and are quite frankly aholes.  Not this guy.  As down to Earth as his meme picture suggests.  Coshocton lost a good one.

7 hours ago, Parliament said:

Dave Brandt was a pioneer of Regenerative Agriculture.  Most of those guys preach to their audience and are quite frankly aholes.  Not this guy.  As down to Earth as his meme picture suggests.  Coshocton lost a good one.

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19 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I saw this the night this episode aired.  Also:

 

 

Takes donkey show to a whole new level.

5 hours ago, brakeman said:

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It started out apparently as a small, orchestrated reaction to an injured female orca.  

It will continue worldwide as payback for SeaWorld.  

Shut up and take my money!

 

How the hell does it work?  I want four.   
 

and yes, can it carry ordnance or at least cameras?

On 5/17/2023 at 3:56 AM, GoPokes83 said:

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Reminds me of this actual item suggested for me by Amazon. You really want to walk around smelling like whiskey all day? I’m sure your boss would appreciate that, and it could make for some interesting encounters during a traffic stop.

I actually have that soap (M-i-L bought it as a stocking stuffer).  Smells damn good actually 

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Sleep job.  Every married man has tried it at least once on their wife/SO. 

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Sleep job.  Every married man has tried it at least once on their wife/SO. 

Not true.

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