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2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Not true.

Would you even know if you were asleep? 

Thoughtful colonists and natives liberate Britons from stained teeth and caffeine addiction

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22 hours ago, Underdog said:

Sleep job.  Every married man has tried it at least once on their wife/SO. 

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1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

 

This is a fucking straight up old guy joke home run.  

I actually have that soap (M-i-L bought it as a stocking stuffer).  Smells damn good actually 

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19 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

This is a fucking straight up old guy joke home run.  


Yup. He baited Pedro Pascal into charging home plate from third and then knocked it out of the park.

None of the dudes at that gathering got the joke.

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54 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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Is that on whatshisname’s ranch in North Texas?

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9 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

All the cocaine 

15 hours ago, brakeman said:

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The same joke is funny if told slightly differently and 12 hrs later… no?

Oh well.

Fuck that guy

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On 5/25/2023 at 2:25 PM, Underdog said:

Sleep job.  Every married man has tried it at least once on their wife/SO. 

Interesting way of admitting to sexual assault

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2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

IWould you have your wife arrested if she woke you up with a BJ?

I’d have the woman impersonating my wife arrested…..after she finished.

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

IWould you have your wife arrested if she woke you up with a BJ?

If she grew a dick and shoved it into my mouth while I was sleeping? I’d certainly have some issues with that.

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

If she grew a dick and shoved it into my mouth while I was sleeping? I’d certainly have some issues with that.

yeah but what about a strap-on?

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