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#30957
7 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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Korean fried chicken is legit. Can’t speak to other Asian cultures’ takes on fried chicken. 

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pic.twitter.com/SXJOFaPrgm

 

#30961
7 hours ago, Parliament said:

Lol?

for some people.

everything on shaggy, ain't for everyone. jokes about our collective doom make, me lol.

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#30971

Wrong neighborhood, motherfucker! 

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#30973
42 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Wrong neighborhood, motherfucker! 

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We have a bird feeder right outside our kitchen window. Cardinals are real aholes to the sparrows. There is also quite a bit of assholery amongst the sparrows themselves. 

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#30978
1 hour ago, brakeman said:

 

Simba does not appear to be what I would call an endurance athlete. 

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#30979
This man was a teacher for 40 years. At year 2 or 3, on Picture Day, he realized he'd worn the same outfit as the previous year, so he got the idea to continue to do so for his whole teaching career (1973-2012)

 

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#30981

He was a bowler. And he loved the pacific. 
 

 

is it bad I laughed at this https://t.co/j657n2dQy9

 

#30983
On 6/3/2023 at 1:00 PM, Armybrat said:

Mrs. Brat waited tables at a dude ranch near Wimberly during the summers back in the day. 
She and the other girls also doubled as the Can-Can dancers in the saloon in the evenings.

Don’t know if they were required to do lap dances though.

Pics? Etching? Cave painting?

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#30985
1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Pics? Etching? Cave painting?

Sorry, but my little remaining time this Good Earth would undoubtedly be cut much shorter if I adhered to that particular Surly rule.

#30988
Baseball history was made in 1978 when the Brewers' Willie Mueller halted a 102-year streak of every major league player being able to get laid.

 

#30989
10 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Pics? Etching? Cave painting?

I'm getting pretty close to drawing from my 401k without penalty so.....

Why Was Erotic Art So Popular in Ancient Pompeii? | Smart News| Smithsonian  Magazine

#30994
3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

REAL FACTS! This is why I don't work on Sundays. 

I know it’s an absolutely hilarious joke, but I asked both of my daughters who waited tables for years, and neither said they ever had problems with after-church crowd. Maybe it’s a Texas thing. 

#30995
13 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I know it’s an absolutely hilarious joke, but I asked both of my daughters who waited tables for years, and neither said they ever had problems with after-church crowd. Maybe it’s a Texas thing. 

It depends on where you work. The last time I ever worked a Sunday shift I had no problems. 10 years ago I had a lot of problems with after church crowds. One group racked the bill up to over $200 and left me a fucking piece of paper telling me "your tip is the good news that Jesus Christ is your savior who loves and died for you." Fuck that! 

#30997

^^^my youngest without wifi is similar.  Typically means stripping down in the garage to underwear, hose off in yard, then shower. The way its supposed to be. 

#30998
20 hours ago, nnm said:

Simba does not appear to be what I would call an endurance athlete. 

You don't know his week, man.

Lot's of pressure on him out there in the savannah.

It happens to a lot of lions.

 

 

#30999
18 hours ago, brakeman said:
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The shoe being off on that last guy is next level.

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