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5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

It depends on where you work. The last time I ever worked a Sunday shift I had no problems. 10 years ago I had a lot of problems with after church crowds. One group racked the bill up to over $200 and left me a fucking piece of paper telling me "your tip is the good news that Jesus Christ is your savior who loves and died for you." Fuck that! 

It's the chains, Chilis, Applebees, Outback, the places that the suburban middle class whites (i.e., poors) go on Sunday for a fancy meal, and act like absolute cunts, because jesus. Karen af.

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1 hour ago, Smax said:

 

 

 

between this and jerkoff karaoke, Japan has all the fun games

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13 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

between this a jerkoff karaoke, Japan has all the fun games

Wait… jerkoff karaoke? Do I dare ask?

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Wait… jerkoff karaoke? Do I dare ask?

dont ask, google.

and yes, its real

 

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

between this and jerkoff karaoke, Japan has all the fun games

Don’t forget

 

I thought for sure that was gonna be a guy awkwardly grabbing the other guy by the taint.  I was wrong. 

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Already said, redundant horse is redundant.

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2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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what's the version with a clutch? Pause for clutch, stop for brake? I'd buy that. Need to replace my clutch pad anyway as it's almost worn through

3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

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Cheaper than a vasectomy

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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These are the actual pedals on the new VW iBuzz -- the remake / remodel of the old VW microbus, coming to the US next year

1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

These are the actual pedals on the new VW iBuzz -- the remake / remodel of the old VW microbus, coming to the US next year

then they fucked up by not making the brake a stop button instead of pause (that should be the clutch). I mean, come on.

5 hours ago, nnm said:

 

I think that's the couch Gandorf saw the squirter on?

22 hours ago, Smax said:

 

 

 

Now sub in the womens national team for the kids.

On 6/6/2023 at 9:29 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

I know it’s an absolutely hilarious joke, but I asked both of my daughters who waited tables for years, and neither said they ever had problems with after-church crowd. Maybe it’s a Texas thing. 

That's because you're part of the after-church crowd and they don't want to tell you that you and your ilk are the worst. It's not a Texas thing. But it's probably worse in Texas. 

24 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

then they fucked up by not making the brake a stop button instead of pause (that should be the clutch). I mean, come on.

You've obviously never seen Mrs. NNM approach a residential stop sign.  The pedal is used mostly to pause, not stop.

3 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

This is 7am at every QT in DFW when the concrete crews are getting their Monsters for the morning and half of them are in line for the 2 shitters 

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