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33 minutes ago, Doze said:

No more back porch?

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No need. Because of a severe prostate infection (see getting old sucks thread), I have had a catheter since Monday. The whole world is a toilet!

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2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Cows are actually pretty good in the water. All he needed to do was guide her to the shallow end. Once she got her footing, she would be fine.

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Wow you guys weren't kidding when you said Yellowstone turned to crap.

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Cows are actually pretty good in the water. All he needed to do was guide her to the shallow end. Once she got her footing, she would be fine.

Yep, she was getting out on her own anyway. Looks like they were looking for her before the swim. 

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On 6/9/2023 at 5:31 PM, Brothahorn said:

 

Stop playing with folks before you play with the wrong one.

 

This stuff isn't a prank. It's stupid shit. They all deserve to have their asses kicked. 

On 6/7/2023 at 12:53 PM, nnm said:

You've obviously never seen Mrs. NNM approach a residential stop sign.  The pedal is used mostly to pause, not stop.

You’ve obviously never seen Mrs. Superhero approach a residential stop sign. The pedal is used mostly to slow to  half speed, not pause, let alone stop. 

9 hours ago, Doze said:

No more back porch?

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Someone’s been taking way too much vitamin B12 supplements. 

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Love this dude.  Never give up, positive attitude. Wonder what his surly handle is. 

 

Love this dude.  Never give up, positive attitude. Wonder what his surly handle is. 
 

That man….is all of us. He IS Surly.
26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


10s line up to bang him.

if they’re lucky. 

luchador was the real hero

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18 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

So basically all of my fans should always be on high speed and sharpened…

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lol, I live in a house built in 1945 and there is still an old ceiling fan in the kitchen that has thin, metal blades and turns WAY too fast. It's a good thing I'm not tall enough to reach it because I stretch with my hands straight up a lot. 100% could cut digits off with this thing. good to know it's also a snake decapitator

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On 6/10/2023 at 10:06 PM, Speedtrucker said:

So basically all of my fans should always be on high speed and sharpened…

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Replacement blades

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(Velocity * mass / surface area) = ouch

 

 

On 6/10/2023 at 11:13 PM, Crapinon said:

This stuff isn't a prank. It's stupid shit. They all deserve to have their asses kicked. 

yeah its insane these days. Go up to someone minding their business, completely disrespect them in public to the point that they cant take it anymore and then scream. Its a prank. 

There was one where some white dude just goes up to black people in the hood dropping N bombs. That isnt a prank. 

54 minutes ago, Juicy said:

 

There was one where some white dude just goes up to black people in the hood dropping N bombs. That isnt a prank. 

You're thinking too small - it's a prank played on him by whoever encouraged him to do that. 

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