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Holy shit I wish I had one of these in school.

 

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9 minutes ago, RPM said:

Holy shit I wish I had one of these in school.

 

You would have had it for less than 5 minutes. 

4 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

You would have had it for less than 5 minutes. 

That would have been a glorious 5 minutes, especially when we played Boyd.

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39 minutes ago, RPM said:

Holy shit I wish I had one of these in school.

We had a rubber band and a tightly folded piece of paper. Got into enough trouble with that...

5 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

Stoops flew overseas?

24 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

We had a rubber band and a tightly folded piece of paper. Got into enough trouble with that...

3 rubber bands and 1/3 of a paper clip. Deadly. Hit the chalkboard form the back row and it sounded like a gunshot.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Holy shit I wish I had one of these in school.

 

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. 

3 rubber bands and 1/3 of a paper clip. Deadly. Hit the chalkboard form the back row and it sounded like a gunshot.

Looks like I’m in the right place! The collection of mischievous malcontents that is Surly.
6 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Looks like I’m in the right place! The collection of mischievous malcontents that is Surly.

Ron Wilson was the King of our class. He took 6 of the thick HD bands, used his feet instead of his fingers and fired.

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2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

 

i really think there needs to be a customer service exception anytime you run into a Karen this worked up. 

You get to go old school Airplane and get to smack the every loving shit out of her 3 times if needed.

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act like an entitled cunt, be put down into your seat a crying mess while being treated like an entitled cunt.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Ron Wilson was the King of our class. He took 6 of the thick HD bands, used his feet instead of his fingers and fired.

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slingshot fail GIF

What's the "tattoo hurt" part? Don't get that.

17 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

What's the "tattoo hurt" part? Don't get that.

tattoos are for trashy people and not super wasps like Alister Theodore "Todd" Harrison IV. 

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Ron Wilson was the King of our class. He took 6 of the thick HD bands, used his feet instead of his fingers and fired.

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Bicycle inner tube 

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

NYC cops must be just beaten down as fuck, they barely argued with her.

Would you argue with her? She'd probably beat you with that bag for back talking her.

6 hours ago, RPM said:

Holy shit I wish I had one of these in school.

 

Nm. Underdog beat me to it. 

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4 hours ago, Underdog said:

 

 

Ya girl right here

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On 6/6/2023 at 6:56 PM, GoPokes83 said:

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On 6/10/2023 at 3:46 PM, Doze said:

No more back porch?

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10 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

You would have had it for less than 5 minutes. 

Ida had it in 2 minutes. My desk drawer was full of squirt guns, fake dog shit and other assorted contraband.

5 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

NYC cops must be just beaten down as fuck, they barely argued with her.

The scrolling LED sign in the back window looks like it said “Thank you for your support”.

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I just want to know the story of why that chicken is wearing an ankle monitor.

12 hours ago, Smax said:

 

"ROBERT STOOPS TO BAGGAGE CLAIM"

10 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

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8 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

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I just want to know the story of why that chicken is wearing an ankle monitor.

Tried to unionize KFC and Tyson?

55 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

@YGIFS This is a young Darren, right?

Well looks like he may or may not have found that chicken.  
 

“now Darren, what about cigarettes for small children ?”

oh, I like that idea very much, Mr Kramer

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