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#31301
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Ain't gonna lie, caught an AA flight to MIA by beating on the aircraft door.

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#31302
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Maaaan these folks a different breed!!! Ain’t no way am I laughing in this situation & y’all see pops just push that mf back in like it was nothing 😩😩😩😩— Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee)

 

After living in Florida for 18 years I have this knowledge of gators:

  • With respect to this video above, while it's impossible to stop a gator from biting down and closing its mouth, it's very easy hold that mouth shut (which is sort of what he's doing),
  • Consider that any natural body of water has gators,
  • A gator can outrun just about any animal over a short distance but they can't turn.  So if one's chasing you, zig zag

I was playing golf at Disney probably around 1999/2000ish and after hitting my ball into the water one started very slowly swimming toward me.  They're pretty easy to ignore or lose track of because they move slowly and quietly.  After a while I decided to drop another ball, hit, and get in the cart and get out of there.

#31307
17 hours ago, nnm said:

Freaking black wasp stung me tonight. I was showing my wife something on the front porch and that sucker swooped in like a kamikaze and nailed me on my left pinkie. Felt like I’d been shot. When I ice it, it’s fine, but as soon as the ice is off, it feels like a red hot poker. What the hell?!?

I may or may not have done this to the nest of the wasp that got me yesterday. 

#31309
I may or may not have done this to the nest of the wasp that got me yesterday. 
We used to clear wasp out of barns with a flaming diesel soaked rag on the end of a long stick. It would burn thier bastard wings off instantly. Quite effective. They wanted revenge but couldn't fly.


I actually leave nest alone if they are away from where we hang out, because fuck spiders too.
#31313
4 hours ago, Born to Run said:

We used to clear wasp out of barns with a flaming diesel soaked rag on the end of a long stick. It would burn thier bastard wings off instantly. Quite effective. They wanted revenge but couldn't fly.


I actually leave nest alone if they are away from where we hang out, because fuck spiders too.

How often did your barn burn down?

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#31315

Bitch deserved it all, and should also be looking at Federal charges.

Probably still won’t get her’s, or any other such idiot’s attention  

 

 

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#31317
6 hours ago, Pancho said:
Woman attempts to take selfie with bison calf.In a related story, a bison got a free pair of jeans. https://t.co/k95RfUB6Pe

 

 

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#31324
On 6/12/2023 at 12:54 PM, Juicy said:

yeah its insane these days. Go up to someone minding their business, completely disrespect them in public to the point that they cant take it anymore and then scream. Its a prank. 

There was one where some white dude just goes up to black people in the hood dropping N bombs. That isnt a prank. 

Yup. It’s just a way for racist losers to be able to “get away” with using their racist terminology. They get a rush from being able to call black guys “boy” and using the n word. And their followers love seeing other white guys get to do what they themselves want to do.

It’s pathetic and they deserve to get their asses beat

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#31325
Bro just became the man of the house 🤣 (h/t posterised/TT)

 

#31327
F*cked around & found out LMAOO That’s what you get for trying to grab that shark now your pinky finger gone 😭🤷🏾‍♂️— Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee)

 

#31329
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
F*cked around & found out LMAOO That’s what you get for trying to grab that shark now your pinky finger gone 😭🤷🏾‍♂️— Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee)

 

well, he always has the memory (and viral video)

#31337
On 6/17/2023 at 11:48 PM, Superhero said:

Did he say that before or after the crossfit person?

"Who's up for Pickleball after?"

#31339
On 6/17/2023 at 9:55 PM, Pancho said:
Woman attempts to take selfie with bison calf.In a related story, a bison got a free pair of jeans. https://t.co/k95RfUB6Pe

 

The audio is so great.

Female: "she doesn't have any pants on?"

Male: "Nope..not anymore"

 

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