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Continuing the nautical theme. Which one of you assholes is this? And WTF were you thinking?










6 hours ago, General Specific said:

Now I have a reason to visit the boat thread. Don’t disappoint Surlyites!!!

I doubt @Brothahorn has many more pics of dudes in banana hammocks. 

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

I doubt @Brothahorn has many more pics of dudes in banana hammocks. 

Yeah, he'll need to go to pornhub to get his speedo fix. That's all I got.

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By 1954, Clower had developed a reputation for telling funny stories to boost his sales. Tapes of Clower's speaking engagements wound up in the hands of Edwin "Big Ed" Wilkes and Bud Andrews in Lubbock, Texas, who had him make a better-quality recording which they promoted. MCA Records later awarded The Coon Hunt a platinum record for sales in excess of $1 million at the retail level.[3]

Wow, I used to listen to those two guys on KRFE.

I loved Jerry Clower when I was a kid. Had that coon hunt album.

Yep, my 1st comedian. Clower performed in my high school auditorium.

 

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Bart Simpson still at his shenanigans. 

 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

That's gangsta

Yea his momma was mean as hell! 

My god, he almost shot Carla Tortelli.  

14 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

My god, he almost shot Carla Tortelli.  

Poor kid is probably going to die in a tragic Zamboni accident. 

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Poor kid is probably going to die in a tragic Zamboni accident. 

Over the Rose Bowl on New Year's Day?  

Goodyear?

Nah, the worst.  

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36 minutes ago, GhostofDanJones said:

Gonna need an explanation for this one. I don’t get it...

 

27 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:


i googled it and still had no idea. some deep level nerd shit.

Okay, I'll give y'all a crash course. I still play Yugioh. Don't judge, the game has changed a lot over the last decade and is advanced af now and is still pretty fun. Anyways, Divine Arsenal AA-Zeus- Sky Thunder is an XYZ monster, meaning he needs certain materials to be summoned. See below

Divine Arsenal AA-ZEUS - Sky Thunder - Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Database - YGOPRODeck

With Zeus, he can be summoned when you have another XYZ monster on the field and it attacks. Then that monster and its materials are attached to Zeus. His main effect is that once per turn(doesn't matter if it's yours or your opponents) on a quick play you can detach 2 material cards from him and send them to the graveyard to destroy every other card on the field.

The reason why the picture of him with Batman is savage is because Zeus is saying that Batman's parents died because they were materials detached from him and he's the reason why they're gone.

Hope that clears it up. This has been your daily nerd lesson with Longboard Horn. 

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22 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Okay, I'll give y'all a crash course. I still play Yugioh. Don't judge, the game has changed a lot over the last decade and is advanced af now and is still pretty fun. Anyways, Divine Arsenal AA-Zeus- Sky Thunder is an XYZ monster, meaning he needs certain materials to be summoned. See below

Divine Arsenal AA-ZEUS - Sky Thunder - Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Database - YGOPRODeck

With Zeus, he can be summoned when you have another XYZ monster on the field and it attacks. Then that monster and its materials are attached to Zeus. His main effect is that once per turn(doesn't matter if it's yours or your opponents) on a quick play you can detach 2 material cards from him and send them to the graveyard to destroy every other card on the field.

The reason why the picture of him with Batman is savage is because Zeus is saying that Batman's parents died because they were materials detached from him and he's the reason why they're gone.

Hope that clears it up. This has been your daily nerd lesson with Longboard Horn. 

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That didn’t help. 

29 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Okay, I'll give y'all a crash course. I still play Yugioh. Don't judge, the game has changed a lot over the last decade and is advanced af now and is still pretty fun. Anyways, Divine Arsenal AA-Zeus- Sky Thunder is an XYZ monster, meaning he needs certain materials to be summoned. See below

Divine Arsenal AA-ZEUS - Sky Thunder - Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Database - YGOPRODeck

With Zeus, he can be summoned when you have another XYZ monster on the field and it attacks. Then that monster and its materials are attached to Zeus. His main effect is that once per turn(doesn't matter if it's yours or your opponents) on a quick play you can detach 2 material cards from him and send them to the graveyard to destroy every other card on the field.

The reason why the picture of him with Batman is savage is because Zeus is saying that Batman's parents died because they were materials detached from him and he's the reason why they're gone.

Hope that clears it up. This has been your daily nerd lesson with Longboard Horn. 

Pos rep just for the long winded explanation. Still way too obscure. 

40 minutes ago, futureman said:

that’s like a joke about the writings of telios de lorca. 

More like tedious de lorca, amirite? 

Wrong thread. (Moved to HS thread).

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3 minutes ago, nnm said:

No. Freaking. Way. 

Yikes. That’s dumb. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

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Found my idea for the golf tournament fun hole sponsorship 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

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But I want this at my next event!

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

So that pic should have been in the dumbass fb thread instead. Check. 

Fair enough 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Okay, I'll give y'all a crash course. I still play Yugioh. Don't judge, the game has changed a lot over the last decade and is advanced af now and is still pretty fun. Anyways, Divine Arsenal AA-Zeus- Sky Thunder is an XYZ monster, meaning he needs certain materials to be summoned. See below

Divine Arsenal AA-ZEUS - Sky Thunder - Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Database - YGOPRODeck

With Zeus, he can be summoned when you have another XYZ monster on the field and it attacks. Then that monster and its materials are attached to Zeus. His main effect is that once per turn(doesn't matter if it's yours or your opponents) on a quick play you can detach 2 material cards from him and send them to the graveyard to destroy every other card on the field.

The reason why the picture of him with Batman is savage is because Zeus is saying that Batman's parents died because they were materials detached from him and he's the reason why they're gone.

Hope that clears it up. This has been your daily nerd lesson with Longboard Horn. 

What are you doing here?

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Okay, I'll give y'all a crash course. I still play Yugioh. Don't judge, the game has changed a lot over the last decade and is advanced af now and is still pretty fun. Anyways, Divine Arsenal AA-Zeus- Sky Thunder is an XYZ monster, meaning he needs certain materials to be summoned. See below

Divine Arsenal AA-ZEUS - Sky Thunder - Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Database - YGOPRODeck

With Zeus, he can be summoned when you have another XYZ monster on the field and it attacks. Then that monster and its materials are attached to Zeus. His main effect is that once per turn(doesn't matter if it's yours or your opponents) on a quick play you can detach 2 material cards from him and send them to the graveyard to destroy every other card on the field.

The reason why the picture of him with Batman is savage is because Zeus is saying that Batman's parents died because they were materials detached from him and he's the reason why they're gone.

Hope that clears it up. This has been your daily nerd lesson with Longboard Horn. 

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