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Yes, conveniently located at the intersection of 1st & First. 

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That guy is hitting the clutch and brake 

On 6/24/2023 at 5:11 PM, nnm said:

 

They could spin off the part of the store that sells other things and call it “Butt Stuff.”

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

the kid would be fine if the dad had any balls and knew when to smack the shit out of him. 

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

the kid would be fine if the dad had any balls and knew when to smack the shit out of him. 

I like how you think futureman. A lot of parents that are my generation and younger don't "believe in that kind of discipline" or don't know how to discipline their children. Kids won't and don't behave in public like this if you regularly discipline them by putting a boot in their ass. 

21 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I like how you think futureman. A lot of parents that are my generation and younger don't "believe in that kind of discipline" or don't know how to discipline their children. Kids won't and don't behave in public like this if you regularly discipline them by putting a boot in their ass. 

It's literally illegal to spank kids in many places in Europe.  

38 minutes ago, nnm said:

It's literally illegal to spank kids in many places in Europe.  

So is the Eiffel Tower off limits? Big Ben? Berlin Wall? Can I get a list?

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I like how you think futureman. A lot of parents that are my generation and younger don't "believe in that kind of discipline" or don't know how to discipline their children. Kids won't and don't behave in public like this if you regularly discipline them by putting a boot in their ass. 

 

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On 6/24/2023 at 11:45 PM, 52-80 said:

the startling reality setting in at 0:07 hahahahhaha

My favorite was him trying to tip over the cooler at the end, and the guy caught it.

20 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

That kid really needs to get his ass kicked 

Yeah, his parent and friends need to get their ass kicked as well. I have low tolerance for racial slurs. Dealt with that too much while growing up.

I like how you think futureman. A lot of parents that are my generation and younger don't "believe in that kind of discipline" or don't know how to discipline their children. Kids won't and don't behave in public like this if you regularly discipline them by putting a boot in their ass. 

My kid knows she can get away with stuff in public that absolutely wouldn’t fly at home and isn’t afraid to push that envelope.
On 6/25/2023 at 11:08 PM, Pdawg88 said:

That guy is hitting the clutch and brake 

So I'm guessing he didn't get a screenshot.

I 100% feel this guy. Been there. Small engines inevitably end up in this infuriating state. 

Gonna be in Yellowstone next week and I wouldn't mind seeing a bison tear of some chick's pants again.

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well hes been hit with it about 800 times, based on the number of times people keep reposting it to the same thread every week or 2.

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either the blond is a good actress,or that was legit unplanned.

 

either way, Good dogoo

1 hour ago, nnm said:

I 100% feel this guy. Been there. Small engines inevitably end up in this infuriating state. 

Yeah, I'm lucky that I have a small enough yard that I can use all battery powered lawn tools. I understand why people need the gas powered ones, but I was so sick of taking care of them.

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