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Almost anytime I see or hear reference to ZZ Top, my mind starts playing La Grange.  Almost like a jukebox grabbing the record, placing it down, and dropping the needle.

16 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Almost anytime I see or hear reference to ZZ Top, my mind starts playing La Grange.  Almost like a jukebox grabbing the record, placing it down, and dropping the needle.

My brain was on nonstop with Jesus Just Left Chicago when my last flight got transferred to Chicago from Cleveland.

On 6/21/2020 at 6:15 PM, davidg said:

Will be hitting all the fireworks stands trying to secure one of these bad boys ...

 

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On 6/21/2020 at 10:30 PM, Speedtrucker said:

Put it in reverse terry!

Holy shit that’s great, I had to go back and watch that video like 5-6 times just now

https://twitter.com/DallasTexasTV/status/1676623703252127744

14 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

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11 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

and snapple! which you can reuse if the pocket pussy fails

Sounds like there's a story behind this... 

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On 7/3/2023 at 10:26 PM, nnm said:

 

drive that motherfucker back into the tree

You eat brisket because it's delicious.

I eat brisket because I fucking hate cows.

We are not the same.

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Sounds like there's a story behind this... 

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you've never had to use a fifi and it shows.

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Could also go in the Most Texan thread

 

Good thing there wasn't a DOT sticker.

You eat brisket because it's delicious.
I eat brisket because I fucking hate cows.
We are not the same.

I like to think that I’m doing my part to recycle, as they eat grass. That also counts as vegetables and or fiber in my diet. Right?

Being stuck on a plane for 2 hours would suck. Being stuck on a plane for 2 hours with Carrot Top would be cruel and unusual punishment. 

6 hours ago, RPM said:

Could also go in the Most Texan thread

 

Not to mention the 2nd degree burns from the jungle gym.  Good times.

5 hours ago, nnm said:

Carrot Top was on the plane. Flight got delayed a couple of hours because of her insanity. 
The NY Post story doesn’t specify if the non-person about whom she was complaining was Carrot Top. I would believe that. 
https://nypost.com/2023/07/05/carrot-top-claims-he-was-on-plane-with-not-real-plane-meltdown-woman/amp/

1. Carrot Top and I used to live in the same city.  He used to go jogging shirtless in the middle of the day (not a great idea if you're a ginger, JMHO) and he appeared to lift a lot of weights.

2. I saw a Carrot Top special on TV once (NYE maybe).  It was actually pretty funny. 

9 hours ago, futureman said:

 

Too lazy to look it up....but I am guessing she is a unhappily divorced Real Estate Agent that drives a leased BMW. 

10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

1. Carrot Top and I used to live in the same city.  He used to go jogging shirtless in the middle of the day (not a great idea if you're a ginger, JMHO) and he appeared to lift a lot of weights.

2. I saw a Carrot Top special on TV once (NYE maybe).  It was actually pretty funny. 

I saw Carrot Top in Vegas like 20 years ago. He killed it. Super funny and super surprising.

2 minutes ago, HonkeyVape said:

I saw Carrot Top in Vegas like 20 years ago. He killed it. Super funny and super surprising.

He was great in "Chairman of the Bored".  Do something with that Surly.

19 hours ago, futureman said:

 

This is CLEARLY staged.  When's the last time you flew and saw someone NOT wearing athleisurewear or pajamas on a flight?!

Osvaldo is an international treasure. Wonder what his Surly handle is. 

Too lazy to look it up....but I am guessing she is a unhappily divorced Real Estate Agent that drives a leased BMW. 
Maybe, but them titties still together.
19 hours ago, Bullneck said:

1. Carrot Top and I used to live in the same city.  He used to go jogging shirtless in the middle of the day (not a great idea if you're a ginger, JMHO) and he appeared to lift a lot of weights.

2. I saw a Carrot Top special on TV once (NYE maybe).  It was actually pretty funny. 

Screech performed at a bar in Manhattan when I was at KState. He wasn’t very funny. 

34 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

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The bottom one is about to take an indiscreet pic for Hot or Not thread.  

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