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1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

I merely sit to the side of the Longhorn/Aggie great debates, but there is no way that shirt is real, is there?

I'm the same.  Poster needs to post proof that shirt is actually for sale.

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29 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I'm the same.  Poster needs to post proof that shirt is actually for sale.

What more can you expect?

50 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I'm the same.  Poster needs to post proof that shirt is actually for sale.

Proof would come from the internet (Facebook, specifically). 

So, it's got to be true.

Regardless if it's real or not, it doesnt really seem that far-fetched that some aggy... somewhere, feels this way and had this stupid shit made. 

Legit or not, I fucking lol'd because it captures the complete essence of those delusional fucks.

 

If you can't lol at that, I dont know how to help you

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This .gif right here.

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13 hours ago, Homercles said:

 


Elephant stomps all they asses

 

And all the other animals celebrate like they did it themselves.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Stick around to the ending:

 

These girls were in a lot of 3 stooges shorts. 

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Stick around to the ending:

 

That's going to take a week to get out of my head

yeah, those gals were limber as hell.

Isn't Auburn's official mascot a tiger?

If we're just judging based on likelihood of a mascot winning a fight, quite literally the only one in the SEC against which aggy would stand a chance would be the gamecocks. And that one would be closer than they'd wish, because of all the non-purse dogs to fight a gamecock, Lassie is just about the last one I'd pick.

I guess I’m dumber than a fucking aggy but how is a collie higher on the food chain than a bulldog or blue tick coonhound?

Isn't Auburn's official mascot a tiger?


They have two mascots
On 12/30/2018 at 12:25 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Stick around to the ending:

 

1,3,2

42 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Hey! Me too!

You bent his dick fapping to that?

On 12/29/2018 at 11:06 AM, Jerry Callo said:

Isn't Auburn's mascot a tiger?  And which SEC school has a tree as a mascot?  I think Ole Miss is a bear or something now.

Bear was so last year. They're Landsharks now.

i thought Admiral Ackbar won the contest to be their new mascot.

It won the student vote in a landslide, but the admins went back on their word.
22 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I fucked Dee Dee Megadoodoo back in the day

back in the ass too

I just literally spit coffee laughing at the video and this follow up. Amazing.

I just literally spit coffee laughing at the video and this follow up. Amazing.

Clearly, the humor part of my brain stopped developing when I was about 11....because I can’t stop laughing.

She just completed bailed after she finished saying Deedee.

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18 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I bent my dick fapping to that.

Yeah, they don't make 'em like that anymore.

Head on a swivel, and why no one else going to recover the ball?

With the way both teams are cheering him on, he's probably a Make-A-Wish kid fulfilling his dying wish and here comes Cletus.

18 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

With the way both teams are cheering him on, he's probably a Make-A-Wish kid fulfilling his dying wish and here comes Cletus Spike. 

 

It's fake from years ago, but funny if you like making fun of special needs kids.

53 minutes ago, woohorn said:

It's fake from years ago, but funny if you like making fun of special needs kids.

I do

It's fake from years ago, but funny if you like making fun of special needs kids.

Watch out, Troph is trying to moralize is all.

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