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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

NO CR 

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Fake, false and VERY CR. Uh, no CR.

4 hours ago, Lord Melbourne said:

I don’t know where else to put this but TIL there’s something ridiculous called hobby horse competitions. 
 

 

This could have been a Monty Python skit back in the day... 

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I don’t know where else to put this but TIL there’s something ridiculous called hobby horse competitions. 
 
 
So I'm the only one who watched all the way till the end, waiting for one of them to break a leg and be put down on the spot?
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

It's possible that's not the first time she's been on a black 'leather' couch covered in white goo

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

NO CR 

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The pandemic and poor economy made most consumers avoid being ripped off at the box office.  Some consumer demographics, however, are still willing to be raped at the box office to see Jim Caviezel whipping pedophile ass.

Next dumbass question?

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

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yup, so many things wrong

- 'painting' and reaching up from the 2nd step instead of the third step because they did not want to fall that far

- instead of sticking their hand out to break fall and trying to turn body to protect head, she grabs the paint tray with both hands to guide the paint at impact

- effing tray has hooks to actually fit onto the ladder and not have to be held

31 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

bad decision leads to more bad decisions

 

so close to nailing the landing.

Russian Judge would have still given him a 5.2 on that dismount though.

 

42 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

bad decision leads to more bad decisions

 

Jason Aldean concert?

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8 hours ago, Lord Melbourne said:

I don’t know where else to put this but TIL there’s something ridiculous called hobby horse competitions. 
 

 

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First thing I noticed was the giant ugly ass birthmark on the daughter's forehead.

I think there’s a good story about the night before that pic.  

14 hours ago, Lord Melbourne said:

I don’t know where else to put this but TIL there’s something ridiculous called hobby horse competitions. 
 

 

That's the whitest shit I've ever seen 

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checking laws.....

 

butt sniffing doesnt seem to be illegal. esp if you dont touch em.

 

thus

 

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8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Don’t hate the player, hate the game …..

 

Tell me you lost your fantasy league without telling me you lost your fantasy league.

Not so much LOL at the police brutally whooping the perps ass, but at the three-minute mark the K9 is released and attacks one of the policeman.

19 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Not so much LOL at the police brutally whooping the perps ass, but at the three-minute mark the K9 is released and attacks one of the policeman.

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28 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Not so much LOL at the police brutally whooping the perps ass, but at the three-minute mark the K9 is released and attacks one of the policeman.

I didn't see the perp getting his ass beat or any brutality.  I saw a nice form tackle from a trooper.  No video evidence of a single punch thrown by a trooper. 

The perp deserved to get his ass beat. All guys endangering everyone on the highways in that manner need their asses beat.

The 1st trooper leads with his fist. The perp is flat-footed.

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That was the worst police dog I've ever seen. Attacks the cop (relentlessly) and then runs past the perp into the woods, only to begin attacking the perp after he's already apprehended. 

48 minutes ago, brakeman said:

The 1st trooper leads with his fist. The perp is flat-footed.

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Looks to me like topper went high to the neck with an arm hook yo take down perp.  
 

Not brutality and well deserved.  Perp was spry and  still on his feet. 

5 hours ago, deadshank said:

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Somehow, and it seems impossible given the world today, I am not offended.

6 hours ago, deadshank said:

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I totally got the shirt, but after several viewings i've realized that there is one issue.

 

Caucasians isnt a racial slur.

 

that shirt would go to 11 if it said Cracker's instead. 

14 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

I totally got the shirt, but after several viewings i've realized that there is one issue.

 

Caucasians isnt a racial slur.

 

that shirt would go to 11 if it said Cracker's instead. 

Cracker's what ????

Or is this a league with the Dallas Cowboy's, Seattle Seahawk's, Las Vegas Raider's, etc....?

20 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

I totally got the shirt, but after several viewings i've realized that there is one issue.

 

Caucasians isnt a racial slur.

 

that shirt would go to 11 if it said Cracker's instead. 

Palefaces

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you sure?

 

Those dudes fuck

24 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Those dudes fuck

Ok.  But what?

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you sure?

 

Wait, is this a clip from a new Christopher Guest movie?

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