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6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

He must think it's sexy. 

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14 minutes ago, ajax said:

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can't imagine what the smell would be like holding one end of that 2x4

2 hours ago, ajax said:

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with the neighbors eh?   How'd that fucking conversation start out?

"Hey, Trooper 548, your blaster qualifying score went up 50 points.  WTF did you do?"

12 hours ago, slorch said:

with the neighbors eh?   How'd that fucking conversation start out?

“You wanna watch?”  is my bet

5 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

“You wanna watch?”  is my bet

"I bet you a 30 pack you can't lift my FUPA... by yourself. "

already got my churchin’ in today…
 

So….you’ll know they’re a sodomite be sue they can’t sit down because they have a burning in their butthole…
…so, what about people who just ate extra spicy chicken wings and nachos with triple jalapeños last night, and also have a burning in their butthole? Asking for a friend.
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9 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

already got my churchin’ in today…

 

Well this explains the cancer in my butthole 

I prefer tomahawk

13 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

already got my churchin’ in today…

 

Surprised he is still alive.

5 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hello, Mr. George, how much you pay for the new guy? $20 bucks. No, that’s too much money.  

all this butthole talk has me remembering the greatest song ever written about buttholes
 
In the family lexicon. Inside our buttholes.
21 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

already got my churchin’ in today…

 

 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that seemed pretty lame. I was hoping for a flip or two

well, that and he got out of the cab at the same time as the 2 dudes with a gun....

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