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5 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

 

I'm an old white guy.  Even reading the twitter comments I don't get it.

 

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1 hour ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

I'm an old white guy.  Even reading the twitter comments I don't get it.

 

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1 hour ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

I'm an old white guy.  Even reading the twitter comments I don't get it.

 

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You know one of those guys is going to pull that blunt out of that corpse’s mouth and hit it.
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Had a patient one time that had a dead mouse in her pannus while we were prepping her for surgery

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On 7/30/2023 at 4:57 AM, Kyrie Eleison said:

already got my churchin’ in today…

 

"Manufacturers will have to go in to manufacturing chairs where people can stand up because they won't be able to sit down because of the burning in their butthole..."

So, uh, not a chair then?

2 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

"Manufacturers will have to go in to manufacturing chairs where people can stand up because they won't be able to sit down because of the burning in their butthole..."

So, uh, not a chair then?

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On 4/4/2023 at 12:34 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

vegans, I presume.

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8 minutes ago, Superhero said:

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Forgot the hands... oh well.

Holy crap. I’ve watched it 10 times already and it gets funnier every time.

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19 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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You can't go to no bar to find a nice women.  You've got to go to nice places, like the library and church.  Or this place here, where I'm going tonight.  The Black Awareness Rally.  There's going to be some fine women there.  Good clean girls.  That's were I'm going. 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

 

You can't go to no bar to find a nice women.  You've got to go to nice places, like the library and church.  Or this place here, where I'm going tonight.  The Black Awareness Rally.  There's going to be some fine women there.  Good clean girls.  That's were I'm going. 

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3 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

Still faster than Leon

3 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

Props to her for doing it.   I would have false started a couple of times to get disqualified to avoid having to run my fat ass down that track.

4 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Can you help a brother out?  

Only if it's open

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4 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

This was like Johnny manziel trying to be an NFL QB

4 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

That's why you should only send the Supreme Leader.

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4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Can you help a brother out?  

Depends.

How many Buddy bucks do you have?

8 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

I'm fairly certain the niece has nothing on CTJ or sidneycarton when it comes to the 40.

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On 8/1/2023 at 8:35 AM, GoPokes83 said:

 

 

On 8/1/2023 at 10:06 AM, GreenspointTexas said:

Had a patient one time that had a dead mouse in her pannus while we were prepping her for surgery

Bludgeoned to death by the fuck-stick, no doubt. 

2 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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Not so much these days. 
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11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

 

 

You can't go to no bar to find a nice women.  You've got to go to nice places, like the library and church.  Or this place here, where I'm going tonight.  The Black Awareness Rally.  There's going to be some fine women there.  Good clean girls.  That's were I'm going. 

 

 


Fucking perfect.
Props to her for doing it.   I would have false started a couple of times to get disqualified to avoid having to run my fat ass down that track.

Probably don’t want to be a woman going back to Somalia not doing what you’ve been told. If I were her I’d just try and take over a cargo ship on the ride home and go back a hero.
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