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I can’t believe he can really still play guitar with those gnarly arthritic hands. Milli Vanilli situation maybe? 

I’ve taken a direct shot of bear mace to the cheek inside a car. It was an accident, but it happened. 
 

(I was getting into the back of my buddies back seat to head to the next bar with our chicks on a nice Sunday.  My knee hit something that sounded like ahairspray bottle. Is that hair spray or what?  Everybody out!)
 

It didn’t shut me down immediately, but 8 seconds later I was barfing.  Ten minutes later I was driving home.  30 minutes later I took a shower and the mace washed down to my junk. 
 

Long afternoon but I wasn’t acting a fool like that skinny fool. 

1 hour ago, Elvis said:

I’ve taken a direct shot of bear mace to the cheek inside a car. It was an accident, but it happened. 
 

(I was getting into the back of my buddies back seat to head to the next bar with our chicks on a nice Sunday.  My knee hit something that sounded like ahairspray bottle. Is that hair spray or what?  Everybody out!)
 

It didn’t shut me down immediately, but 8 seconds later I was barfing.  Ten minutes later I was driving home.  30 minutes later I took a shower and the mace washed down to my junk. 
 

Long afternoon but I wasn’t acting a fool like that skinny fool. 

ah, so you're accustomed to a burning sensation down there. got it. 🤣

16 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Wait, does Elmer Fudd offend somebody?

12 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Wait, does Elmer Fudd offend somebody?

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I’d hang either of those Pee Wee paintings in a place of prominence in my home.

13 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Lulz... But that little shit probably needs his ass whipped too!

 

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15 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Lulz... But that little shit probably needs his ass whipped too!

True.   That is great though.

How to disappoint your internet amigos.
 

Lesson 1)  Post jpgs instead of gifs 

 

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18 hours ago, LTbear said:

Wait, does Elmer Fudd offend somebody?

No cr…

 

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14 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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we all know damn well that Armybrat is 134  not 74

Drivers who slow down to a crawl and right before they make a turn they utilize their turn signals.

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

Drivers who slow down to a crawl and right before they make a turn they utilize their turn signals.

The ones who do it in the main lanes instead of using the center lane or the shoulder to slow down.

2 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Drivers who slow down to a crawl and right before they make a turn they utilize their turn signals.

I'm a moron.

Wrong thread.

Haha!

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

The ones who do it in the main lanes instead of using the center lane or the shoulder to slow down.

The ones who hit the signal, start slowing down, and pass eleven different driveways before they turn.

2 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

yeah.... tell me.

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She has a well developed hind quarters. 
 

I guess we also know her preferred sexual position. 

so much potential to be a perfect follow up to this classic from the 2020 kerfuffles wasted

 

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1 hour ago, Boss Hogg said:

She has a well developed hind quarters. 
 

I guess we also know her preferred sexual position. 

A - I don't see any horses

B - I'm going to go out on a limb and guess... Single?

3 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

She has a well developed hind quarters. 
 

I guess we also know her preferred sexual position. 

her back and neck are going to be fucked up like her mind in a couple of years

On 8/4/2023 at 9:38 PM, LTbear said:

Wait, does Elmer Fudd offend somebody?

No. It just gives old snowflakes the fleeting remnant of a chubbie to think that someone may have been offended.

24 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

kinda want.
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Why is it no ain’t no way?

2 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

No. It just gives old snowflakes the fleeting remnant of a chubbie to think that someone may have been offended.

I'm so confused 

8 hours ago, LTbear said:

I'm so confused 

It's politics. Don't try to make sense of it. 

20 hours ago, Parliament said:

There's someone for everyone.

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13 hours ago, nnm said:

Why is it no ain’t no way?

no way a blind and deaf girl was doing all that, especially back then. she was faking it. I think that's the general gist of it

27 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

no way a blind and deaf girl was doing all that, especially back then. she was faking it. I think that's the general gist of it

I thought The Who explained all this in Tommy?

40 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

no way a blind and deaf girl was doing all that, especially back then. she was faking it. I think that's the general gist of it

I think he was pointing out the visual double negative.

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