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The songs Sicko Mode and Mo Bamba played over each other during a clip taken from the movie Polar Express.  

17 minutes ago, BayouBill said:

Jalen Green wasn't ejected. It was Cook.

They all look the same

 

 

 

(DB's that is /no racist)

On 1/1/2019 at 11:17 AM, CooterBrown said:

With the way both teams are cheering him on, he's probably a Make-A-Wish kid fulfilling his dying wish and here comes Cletus.

LMAO...that's funnier than the video

On 1/2/2019 at 12:21 PM, Fozzz said:

 

 

Such a strange fucking movie

Probably been posted before, but DGAF........Surly Shagster's wheelhouse right here. 

 

 

 

10 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said:

"i" before "e" except after "c".

 

 

Not exactly an exact science. 

1 hour ago, Doze said:

Probably been posted before, but DGAF........Surly Shagster's wheelhouse right here. 

 

 

 

There are no winners in that video.

A whore vs. a pussy.  JFC, that dude is pathetic. 

20 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said:

"i" before "e" except after "c".

 

 

It looks like they are really trying to make their marriage work.  Don’t be disrespectul.

There are no winners in that video.
A whore vs. a pussy.  JFC, that dude is pathetic. 
The pussy hit the pickup. He gonna be disappointed when he calls his insurance.
6 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

that lady is frightening

I saw her doing stand up one time, she was pretty funny. 

On 1/1/2019 at 8:52 PM, happyfunball said:

 

Would wife.

23 minutes ago, woohorn said:
32 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:
There are no winners in that video.
A whore vs. a pussy.  JFC, that dude is pathetic. 

The pussy hit the pickup. He gonna be disappointed when he calls his insurance.

except for the part that the pickup made an illegal lane change at a light, cutting in front of him, so yes, while he technically hit the pickup, it was the pickups actions that forced the impact.

 

and I guess I am just a crude asshole because the "never hit a woman" thing would have come very close to me punching the shit out of her if I was the passenger she charged

you come at me like that and I assume you are going to hit me with something. 

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If there is one thing I have learned from TOS, it is that "solid white lines are advisory only". IDK if it is true though.

The pussy's front hit the truck's side. Case closed. The pussy may have ROW, but he has duty to keep lookout before proceeding or whatever it is called. THIS pussy is defeated by pickup pussy.

3 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

except for the part that the pickup made an illegal lane change at a light, cutting in front of him, so yes, while he technically hit the pickup, it was the pickups actions that forced the impact.

 

and I guess I am just a crude asshole because the "never hit a woman" thing would have come very close to me punching the shit out of her if I was the passenger she charged

you come at me like that and I assume you are going to hit me with something. 

BMW was stationary with a large gap in front of him, then he hit the throttle when someone started to move into the gap he was leaving which resulted in an impact. To me it looked like he saw someone moving in front of him (when there was plenty of space) and thought "oh hell no" so he tried to prevent it.

Woman is insane, but BMW douche was instigator and biggest asshole here, then he followed it up by being biggest pussy.

I can absolutely guarantee there was no woman involved with the planning of those indoor fireworks

The terrible music, the terrible truck, the terrible people...

That video has it all.

Regarding the Bar-noculars, there is a really nice nature scene with an elk when you look into them.

Also a buddy of mine got an MIP using them in 1993.

7 hours ago, woohorn said:

If there is one thing I have learned from TOS, it is that "solid white lines are advisory only". IDK if it is true though.

The pussy's front hit the truck's side. Case closed. The pussy may have ROW, but he has duty to keep lookout before proceeding or whatever it is called. THIS pussy is defeated by pickup pussy.

This is an incredibly uninformed post.

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