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54 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Same as it ever was. Hey, how about a nice war?

14 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Honey, what's for dinner?

On 8/19/2023 at 7:40 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Glad to see that dude turned his life around and became an LA County firefighter.

Be right back, gotta run to the dispensary.

5 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

Well hell, at least I tried.

On 8/19/2023 at 9:40 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I've caught a few reruns of some shows from the 60's, 70's, and 80's that dealt with weed.  Some of them were obviously propaganda placements to tell us that yes, getting stoned at a concert will obviously make you run out and share a syringe of heroin with a woman named Tito.  Others were kind of a hint, hint, nudge, nudge by artists of the day saying it's a relatively harmless drug that fuels creativity and helps nervous people.  This posted clip is interesting in hindsight.  I remember watching it 30+ years ago in syndication.  It's kinda right down the middle.  Cleverly done for the era if you're objective about it.  And not stoned to the beejesus like you are now, you fucking heathens!  

6 hours ago, Message Board User said:

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Thank you for the nightmare fuel.  Cute as a button and childhood icon, Wendy, being anally raped by a killed clown who is probably saying something like, "I'm gonna big mac your ass until a chocolate frosty comes out.  Then you'll grimace when Grimace and I double-stack your ass until it bleeds ketchup packets."  

Or something.  I dunno.  We're workshopping it.  Possibly Dave, her father, walks in on the scene in abject horror.  Could be like a Mayor or Burglar type guy jerking off in the corner.  

On 8/18/2023 at 8:48 AM, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

Which one of Andy Reid's sons is he?

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Thank you for the nightmare fuel.  Cute as a button and childhood icon, Wendy, being anally raped by a killed clown who is probably saying something like, "I'm gonna big mac your ass until a chocolate frosty comes out.  Then you'll grimace when Grimace and I double-stack your ass until it bleeds ketchup packets."  

Or something.  I dunno.  We're workshopping it.  Possibly Dave, her father, walks in on the scene in abject horror.  Could be like a Mayor or Burglar type guy jerking off in the corner.  

engrave this on a stone tablet. 

15 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Looks like she's trying to figure out how to monetize her viral meltdown moment.  She's opened a new twitter, youtube (https://www.youtube.com/@tiffanygomas), and basic domain account (tiffanygomas.com).  None have any content except for her "apology" video.  Stay tuned . . . 

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

Looks like she's trying to figure out how to monetize her viral meltdown moment.  She's opened a new twitter, youtube (https://www.youtube.com/@tiffanygomas), and basic domain account (tiffanygomas.com).  None have any content except for her "apology" video.  Stay tuned . . . 

Better than just playing the victim forever.  Good for her

10 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Something that obviously staged and not even funny made you LOL?

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Something that obviously staged and not even funny made you LOL?

well, i'm not a bitter, cynical motherfucker with a stick up his ass and got laid this morning, so yeah...i lol'd.

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

For as long as this thing has been around, I didn’t realize until just now that the bottom of the Crazy axis is a 4. 

21 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

For as long as this thing has been around, I didn’t realize until just now that the bottom of the Crazy axis is a 4. 

I had not either. The scale may need to be adjusted. 
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3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

got any more info on the blonde with the fat ass?

19 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I've caught a few reruns of some shows from the 60's, 70's, and 80's that dealt with weed.  Some of them were obviously propaganda placements to tell us that yes, getting stoned at a concert will obviously make you run out and share a syringe of heroin with a woman named Tito.  Others were kind of a hint, hint, nudge, nudge by artists of the day saying it's a relatively harmless drug that fuels creativity and helps nervous people.  This posted clip is interesting in hindsight.  I remember watching it 30+ years ago in syndication.  It's kinda right down the middle.  Cleverly done for the era if you're objective about it.  And not stoned to the beejesus like you are now, you fucking heathens!  

Thank you for the nightmare fuel.  Cute as a button and childhood icon, Wendy, being anally raped by a killed clown who is probably saying something like, "I'm gonna big mac your ass until a chocolate frosty comes out.  Then you'll grimace when Grimace and I double-stack your ass until it bleeds ketchup packets."  

Or something.  I dunno.  We're workshopping it.  Possibly Dave, her father, walks in on the scene in abject horror.  Could be like a Mayor or Burglar type guy jerking off in the corner.  


Link?

20 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I've caught a few reruns of some shows from the 60's, 70's, and 80's that dealt with weed.  Some of them were obviously propaganda placements to tell us that yes, getting stoned at a concert will obviously make you run out and share a syringe of heroin with a woman named Tito.  Others were kind of a hint, hint, nudge, nudge by artists of the day saying it's a relatively harmless drug that fuels creativity and helps nervous people.  This posted clip is interesting in hindsight.  I remember watching it 30+ years ago in syndication.  It's kinda right down the middle.  Cleverly done for the era if you're objective about it.  And not stoned to the beejesus like you are now, you fucking heathens!  

Thank you for the nightmare fuel.  Cute as a button and childhood icon, Wendy, being anally raped by a killed clown who is probably saying something like, "I'm gonna big mac your ass until a chocolate frosty comes out.  Then you'll grimace when Grimace and I double-stack your ass until it bleeds ketchup packets."  

Or something.  I dunno.  We're workshopping it.  Possibly Dave, her father, walks in on the scene in abject horror.  Could be like a Mayor or Burglar type guy jerking off in the corner.  

Motto worthy.

2 hours ago, nnm said:

I had not either. The scale may need to be adjusted. 
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The scale may need to be unflattened. 

 

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