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13 hours ago, brakeman said:

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Shoulda ducked? 

One of y’all needs to help your wife keep cool in early season games. 

 

17 hours ago, brakeman said:

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4 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Shoulda ducked? 

They got quacked in the head. 

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

One of y’all needs to help your wife keep cool in early season games. 

 

@Nicole44 when the Rainey St Killer thread is bumped.

3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Got any nails?  

Then how about some duck food?

 

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I believe this is what the kids call a phlat ass.  Or did I get it wrong?

 

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43 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I believe this is what the kids call a phlat ass.  Or did I get it wrong?

 

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I've never come across that term, but it seems to fit.

Unlike those shorts.

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

I believe this is what the kids call a phlat ass.  Or did I get it wrong?

 

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2 hours ago, markstanco said:

I believe this is what the kids call a phlat ass.  Or did I get it wrong?

 

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2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Shart thread thataway —>>>>>>

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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Man I hated clothes off the line. The jeans were stiff as hell and every now and then had a wasp in a pant leg. 

28 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Shart thread thataway —>>>>>>

It was posted there. 

34 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Man I hated clothes off the line. The jeans were stiff as hell and every now and then had a wasp in a pant leg. 

"Washed Pants or Wasped Pants?" sounds like it should be a Japanese game show. 

Man I hated clothes off the line. The jeans were stiff as hell and every now and then had a wasp in a pant leg. 

I’ve got to disagree with you. It was only on our ranch growing up, but I used to love the way clothes-line dried clothes felt. Maybe it’s just nostalgic for me, but I remember loving them.
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On 8/26/2023 at 5:25 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

How many yards for intentional blinding?

For the life of me I dont understand why he would dance with her instead of his wife!

Wife has a look about her like after she got done smacking him, she walked back to the stripper and said, "I'd like to speak with your manager."  I dunno, just something about her.  

On 8/27/2023 at 2:03 PM, WithoutAClue said:

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Or he wants to go in through the out door.

17 hours ago, markstanco said:

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Need we say more?  Don't model the logo after your school, model the school after the logo you ripped off.

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