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12 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

-directed by Michael Bay

15 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

-directed by Michael Bay

Wrong. Not enough explosions. 

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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Leeroy Jenkins!

 

Fuckin’ hot air balloons. They look all serene and romantic, until you hover 200’ over a freeway for 40 minutes waiting for the winds to blow you over ever so slight and you land sideways in a dry river bed and struggle to help the old lady out of the basket while illegal immigrants who are camping under the bridge watch you and the hot air balloon company struggle to put the balloon onto a truck that 4-wheeled it to where you are because balloons are unpredictable AF. 

52 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

 

Not sure whether to be worried or aroused. 
 

 

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1 hour ago, Boss Hogg said:

 

Talk about a new meaning of “cheese hinge”

On 8/21/2023 at 9:38 AM, nnm said:

Looks like she's trying to figure out how to monetize her viral meltdown moment.  She's opened a new twitter, youtube (https://www.youtube.com/@tiffanygomas), and basic domain account (tiffanygomas.com).  None have any content except for her "apology" video.  Stay tuned . . . 


Has she explained what was happening or what she was thinking? This was not just "my worst moment happening to be caught on camera."  This was something far crazier.

 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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15 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

cool story their asshole is pretty much on their 'head'

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New Surly motto? (@blacklab)

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28 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

cool story their asshole is pretty much on their 'head'

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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you never go Aboral To Mouth, or ATM.  Thank you for listening to my TedTalk today...

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7 hours ago, 52-80 said:

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Mr Bull was not having the disrespect shown to him. See bottom post. Couldn't figure out how to get just the reply post.

 

 

44 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Mr Bull was not having the disrespect shown to him. See bottom post. Couldn't figure out how to get just the reply post.

 

 

People don’t seem to understand these are wild animals, and can tear you apart.

 

Unless your name is Kevin, then the the animals well suffer horrific deaths. 

Sometimes I picture Spanish bull owners being giant naive assholes like American pit bull owners.  "Oh him, he's harmless.  He loves kids.  He's never gored anybody.  Just let him smell your toddler's hand, he's fine.  He's just a  big teddy bear."  Cut to pediatric ICU scene...

5 hours ago, Superhero said:

People don’t seem to understand these are wild animals, and can tear you apart.

 

Unless your name is Kevin, then the the animals well suffer horrific deaths. 

Damnit! In English please.

Unless your name is Kevin, then the the animals well will suffer horrific deaths. 

 

That's uncle Rico. He's gonna tell those kids how he jumped over 3 buses when he was their age.

23 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

That bald headed 42 year old white boy was a bad motherfucker and would rip your head off. 

On 9/1/2023 at 9:38 AM, animaltobacco11 said:

I think the downplaying is to

a) strengthen the narrative and mythos of our origin story (e.g. scrappy, tough-as-nails underdog against all odds, etc.) and

b) Hamilton actually touched on it well-- to downplay the debt owed to France being obligated and beholden to help them out for in-kind aid. 

I mean, right in the grand rotunda where our laws are written is "The Apotheosis"....

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Products in my refrigerator that remind me of Surly:

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