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#33105
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Leeroy Jenkins!

 

Fuckin’ hot air balloons. They look all serene and romantic, until you hover 200’ over a freeway for 40 minutes waiting for the winds to blow you over ever so slight and you land sideways in a dry river bed and struggle to help the old lady out of the basket while illegal immigrants who are camping under the bridge watch you and the hot air balloon company struggle to put the balloon onto a truck that 4-wheeled it to where you are because balloons are unpredictable AF. 

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#33108
“China is using TikTok to steal all of our data”The data: https://t.co/Q23uVdWKMd— Kenny Lay (Parody) (@EnronChairman)

 

#33111
52 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:
“China is using TikTok to steal all of our data”The data: https://t.co/Q23uVdWKMd— Kenny Lay (Parody) (@EnronChairman)

 

Not sure whether to be worried or aroused. 
 

 

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#33112
A horse sneaks into....the tour de France. 😂https://t.co/6gpOODGlmf

 

#33113
1 hour ago, Boss Hogg said:
“China is using TikTok to steal all of our data”The data: https://t.co/Q23uVdWKMd— Kenny Lay (Parody) (@EnronChairman)

 

Talk about a new meaning of “cheese hinge”

#33122
On 8/21/2023 at 9:38 AM, nnm said:

Looks like she's trying to figure out how to monetize her viral meltdown moment.  She's opened a new twitter, youtube (https://www.youtube.com/@tiffanygomas), and basic domain account (tiffanygomas.com).  None have any content except for her "apology" video.  Stay tuned . . . 


Has she explained what was happening or what she was thinking? This was not just "my worst moment happening to be caught on camera."  This was something far crazier.

 

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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cool story their asshole is pretty much on their 'head'

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#33125
15 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

cool story their asshole is pretty much on their 'head'

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New Surly motto? (@blacklab)

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#33126
28 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

cool story their asshole is pretty much on their 'head'

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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you never go Aboral To Mouth, or ATM.  Thank you for listening to my TedTalk today...

#33128
They didn’t owe us anything after this album cover but then they gave us Wonderwall anyway.

 

#33129

 

Nothing inspires confidence in your defensive secondary like a white guy and his bald 42-year-old white friend on a bicycle built for two.

 

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#33131
7 hours ago, 52-80 said:

cool story their asshole is pretty much on their 'head'

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#33134

Mr Bull was not having the disrespect shown to him. See bottom post. Couldn't figure out how to get just the reply post.

 

Better solution...Let 4 wild bulls lose and see how fast they 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♀️

 

#33135
44 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Mr Bull was not having the disrespect shown to him. See bottom post. Couldn't figure out how to get just the reply post.

 

Better solution...Let 4 wild bulls lose and see how fast they 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♀️

 

People don’t seem to understand these are wild animals, and can tear you apart.

 

Unless your name is Kevin, then the the animals well suffer horrific deaths. 

#33136

Sometimes I picture Spanish bull owners being giant naive assholes like American pit bull owners.  "Oh him, he's harmless.  He loves kids.  He's never gored anybody.  Just let him smell your toddler's hand, he's fine.  He's just a  big teddy bear."  Cut to pediatric ICU scene...

#33139
5 hours ago, Superhero said:

People don’t seem to understand these are wild animals, and can tear you apart.

 

Unless your name is Kevin, then the the animals well suffer horrific deaths. 

Damnit! In English please.

Unless your name is Kevin, then the the animals well will suffer horrific deaths. 

 

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#33141
Shout out to the adult on the porch who watched this entire scenario unfold and just fucking sat there.

 

#33143
23 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Nothing inspires confidence in your defensive secondary like a white guy and his bald 42-year-old white friend on a bicycle built for two.

 

That bald headed 42 year old white boy was a bad motherfucker and would rip your head off. 

#33144
On 9/1/2023 at 9:38 AM, animaltobacco11 said:

I think the downplaying is to

a) strengthen the narrative and mythos of our origin story (e.g. scrappy, tough-as-nails underdog against all odds, etc.) and

b) Hamilton actually touched on it well-- to downplay the debt owed to France being obligated and beholden to help them out for in-kind aid. 

I mean, right in the grand rotunda where our laws are written is "The Apotheosis"....

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#33148
Apparently, these are selling fast 🥴

 

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#33149
Brandon Gaudin for Broadcaster of the Year. 🤣"So the Braves go from Johnson to Hand and the batter will be Mastrobuoni...and it's probably a good thing Jeff Francoeur is in the other booth." ✊🍆

 

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